Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, February 03, 2015

Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Coffee Mug

tagged with: here's how i text,morse code,international morse code,text,texting,geek,humor,samuel morse,words and unwords,texter saying,coder,communication

International Morse code who enjoy texting in Morse will enjoy these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Here's How I Text". Make others do a double-take with any of these "Here's How I Text" showing what 19th century communication, as started by Samuel Morse, is all about!

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Cousin Tree With Genetic Kinship Business Cards

tagged with: lineage, family history, cousing tree, cousing tree with genetic kinship, biology, anthropology, family relationships, words and unwords, attitude, educational, evolution, evolutionary tree

If you're into genealogy or have a large extended family, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of biological and anthropology attitude with any of these business cards featuring "Cousin Tree With Genetic Kinship". Make everyone do a double-take at who is related to who and by what lineage!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Mesh Hat

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatologists know their skin, anatomy, anatomical, dermatology, geek, humor, saying, skin, words and unwords, science, epidermis, truism, illustration, educational, skin layers, layers of skin, medical

Showcase your wry dermatological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Dermatologists Know Their Skin".

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Postage

tagged with: magnets, moment, physics, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic, quadrupole moment, geek, humor, words and unwords, do you have a moment, funny, attitude, physicist, physics major, science, scientist, magnetism, saying, modernity, in a rush, hurry, query, question, rhetorical question, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a physicist to enjoy sending correspondence with a dose wry scientific humor with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with this tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude postage today!

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Pillows

tagged with: another year older, with a strong heartbeat, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, geek, humor, geek birthday, funny, saying, aging, sinus rhythm, heartbeat humor

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with this pillow gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Makes a great geek attitude birthday gift -- especially for anyone who has had open heart surgery!

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Thomas Edison I Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways Business Card

tagged with: i have not failed, fail, failure, i've just found 10, 000 ways that won't work, work, ten thousand, scientist, inventor, entrepreneur, quote, quotation, thomas alva edison, thomas edison, motivational, inspriational, persistence, workaholic, words and unwords, perseverance

Showcase your wry scientific and inventive side at your next introduction with this business card featuring a quote by Thomas Alva Edison. Quotation says: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Inspirational and motivational quote for those with persistence!

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I Only Play Chess On Days That End In Y Chess Set Print

tagged with: i only play chess, on days that end in, end in y, chess, chess player, chess game, reflective chess set, chess humor, words and unwords, chess attitude, chess teacher, chess saying, geek, humor, attitude, saying, chess everyday

Avid chess players will enjoy this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' ". Make others do a double-take at how often you play chess with a dose of chess geek humor today!

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We All Live A Reflective Life (Wonderland) Gift Box

tagged with: philosophy, philosophical, double-entendre, saying, humor, lewis carroll, wonderland, through the looking glass, words and unwords, we all live, life, truism, attitude, carroll, alice, alice in wonderland, john tenniel, psyche, psychology, mirror, looking-glass, vintage, life saying, thinker, reflection, truisms

Are you reflective in life? Showcase your reflective side with a touch of vintage timelessness with any of these Wonderland gifts featuring Alice going through the mirror, as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Make others do a double-take today with this life truism saying "We All Live A Reflective Life"! Thoughtful gifts for thinkers!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication)

tagged with: unwind with molecular biology, dna, genes, molecular biology, biology, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, unwind, psyche, dna replication

Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Life Is A Series Of Economies & Diseconomies Scale Print

tagged with: economics, economist, economics major, long run average cost curve, geek, humor, life is a series, words and unwords, series of economies and diseconomies, economies of scale, lrac, graph, funny, life, saying, truism, attitude, sarcasm, scale, investor, financier, social scientist

Showcase your wry economics sense of humor with this poster featuring the long run average cost curve on a graph along with the following funny life saying: "Life Is A Series Of Economies & Diseconomies Of Scale".

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Poster

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with this poster featuring the Ebbinghaus illusion. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion poster for all who enjoy visual humor.

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Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity In This Field Sign Business Card

tagged with: embrace uncertainty, your sanity depends upon it, your sanity in this field, depends upon it, sign, signage, yellow diamond warning sign, advice, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying

No matter what field you work in, showcase your wry sense of humor at your next introduction with this yellow diamond warning sign featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity In This Field Depends Upon It".

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Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) Dartboard

tagged with: particle physicist inside, inside, particle physics, quantum physics, higgs boson, standard model, particles, matter, geek, words and unwords, quarks, leptons, humor, saying, educational, quantum mechanics, higgs field, scientific

If you are a particle physicist, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Includes quarks, leptons, and the Higgs boson particles. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational, scientific humor today!

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Topographic Radar Image San Gabriel Mtns, CA Hat

tagged with: picture earth, geography, satellite, photo, satellite imagery, satellite photography, earth scientist, scientist, geographer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, topopgrahic radar image, radar image, topography, san gabriel mountains, san gabriel mtns, southern california, mountains

No need to have lived in Southern California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring a topographic radar image of the San Gabriel Mountains in California. Make others do a double-take with your geography side with any of these memorable Picture Earth gifts for Southern California fans!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Towel

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Where In The World Would You Be Without O-Chem? Commuter Bag

tagged with: where in the world, would you be, without organic chemistry, organic chemistry, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, chemistry, biochemistry, biology, geek, humor, attitude, rhetorical question, query

No need to be an organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the citric acid cycle (tricarboyxlic acid cycle) along with the following scientific rhyme: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of biochemical attitude today!

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Just Chillin' (Java Duke Snorkeling Fish Tank) Mugs

tagged with: just chillin,open source,java's unofficial mascot duke,snorkeling,fish tank,software developer,software engineer,software development,words and unwords,java,geek,saying,humor,relaxation,fishbowl environment,funny,mental vacation

Showcase your wry open source software engineer / software developer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Includes the caption that all programmers can relate to: "Just Chillin' ". Make others do a double-take about the wacky world of software development with a dose of fishbowl sense of style today!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Shirts

tagged with: i am right about 95, 95 percent of the time, bell curve, normal distribution curve, geek, humor, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, statistical confidence, funny, joke, stats

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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Ideas Circulate Inside (Circulatory System) Business Card Template

tagged with: inventor, entrepreneur, circulatory system, arteries, veins, humor, geek, attitude, medical, medicine, biotechnology, saying, ideas circulate inside, inside, thinker, doctor, scientist, funny, words and unwords

Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor at your next introduction with this business card featuring the circulatory system. Includes the saying "Ideas Circulate Inside". Perfect business card for any biological entrepreneur!

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