Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, February 03, 2015

Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Letterhead Template

tagged with: attitude, wine, wine lover, wine fan, wine connoisseur, biology, grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, words and unwords, grape berry anatomy, humor, funny, grape, saying, truism, biologist, anatomical, truisms

If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Stationery

tagged with: attention deficit disorder, neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, blame, biology, humor, geek, attention span, words and unwords, attention, anatomy, anatomical, attitude, funny, medical, doctor, nurse, psyche, psychology, psychologist, physician, neurologist, neural networks, neurology

If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features all key anatomical parts of the neuron / synapse and which says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect geek humor gifts for all who do not pay attention!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: electrical engineer, electrical engineering, electricity, alternate current, wireless, genius, nikola tesla, tesla, wizard of the west, words and unwords, inventor, radio, scientist, saying, modernity, alternating current, electromagnetism, inventors

No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy wry geek attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a portrait of Serbian American Nikola Tesla, widely known as the "Father of Radio", along with the title "The Wizard Of The West".

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Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk Tile

tagged with: remember, junk dna, is not actually junk, dna, mature rna, introns, exons, geek, rna splicing, words and unwords, science, scientific, truism, saying, advice, humor, attitude, educational, molecular biology, biology, biologist

Molecular biology and RNA splicing attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring introns, exons, and mature RNA along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about the non-coding regions of genes and their importance in gene regulation: "Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Mugs

tagged with: 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, wheeler ridge california, stereoscope, satellite photo, image pair, geography, imagery, visible earth, picture earth, words and unwords, three dimensional, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, methods, techniques

No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Mug

tagged with: here's how i text,morse code,international morse code,text,texting,geek,humor,samuel morse,words and unwords,texter saying,coder,communication

International Morse code who enjoy texting in Morse will enjoy these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Here's How I Text". Make others do a double-take with any of these "Here's How I Text" showing what 19th century communication, as started by Samuel Morse, is all about!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) Letterhead Design

tagged with: abrictosaurus, ornithischians, prehistoric, dinosaurs, heterodontosaurid dinosaur, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, paleontology, early jurassic period, words and unwords, scientist, small bipedal dinosaur, jurassic

Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Mesh Hats

tagged with: another year older, with a strong heartbeat, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, geek, humor, geek birthday, funny, saying, aging, sinus rhythm, normal heartbeat

Celebrate your own or a loved one's birthday with a dose of wry medical humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take with a dose of ECG/EKG attitude today -- no matter what age you are!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Premium Keepsake Box

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Display Plaque

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Monday, February 02, 2015

Investment Portolio Like A Bar Of Soap Humor Adage Hat

tagged with: money, soap, investment portfolio, humor, economics, econ, geek, saying, words and unwords, invest, adage, advice, investment advisor advice, an investment portfolio is like, investment

If you manage your own investment portfolio, you'll enjoy wry econ and investment humor with any of these gifts featuring the following adage about money management: "An investment portfolio is like a bar of soap ... the more you touch it, the smaller it gets."

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Eidetic Memory Inside (Camera Sign Photographic) Business Cards

tagged with: eidetic memory inside, camera, sign, signage, camera sign, words and unwords, inside, geek, humor, photographic memory, attitude, saying, memory humor, photography humor saying

Showcase your wry photographic memory sense of humor with these business cards featuring a camera along with the saying "Eidetic Memory Inside" at your next introduction. Geek humor business card for anyone with a photographic memory!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Acrylic Award

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Bag Tag

tagged with: matter, quantum physics, quantum physicist, view matter, very seriously, higgs field, higgs boson, particle physics, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, leptons, quarks, photons, quantum mechanics, physics, physicist, attitude

Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, which include items such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with these particle physics saying gifts with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously".

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Mesh Hat

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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Filled With Biochemical Energy (Krebs Cycle) Business Card

tagged with: filled with biochemical energy, biochemical energy, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, scientist, geek humor, saying, words and unwords, scientific truism, biochemistry, biochemist, biology, biologist, chemist, chemistry, geek, humor, attitude, educational

Showcase your wry biochemical attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these customizable business cards featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Filled With Biochemical Energy".

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A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Pins

tagged with: summary of the calvin cycle, calvin cycle, photosynthesis, dark reactions, educational, words and unwords, scientific, chemistry, biochemistry, light-independent reactions, biologist, chemist, photosynthesis fan, chemical reactions in photosynthesis

Photosynthesis fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle", the dark reactions (light-independent reactions) of photosynthesis. Educational, scientific attitude for all who know about what goes on in the Calvin cycle!

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: certainty, statistics, humor, stats, geek, who needs it, when you have statistical confidence, words and unwords, rhetorical question, bell curve, joke, psychologist, statistician, economist, saying, funny, normal distribution curve, percentages

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time Mug

tagged with: success involves taking a break,success,open source,java,java's unofficial mascot duke,software engineer,software developer,programmer,snorkeling,words and unwords,code,coder,fish tank,software development,advice,geek,humor,attitude

No need to be a programmer in the open source world to enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of sound software development advice! Geek humor and advice at its best!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Notebooks

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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