Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, February 02, 2015

Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Postage

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Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this stamp featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Gift Boxes

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Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with any of these words of wisdom chess quotation gifts featuring a reflective chess set!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Awards

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Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Driven By My Own Code (DNA Replication) Luggage Tag

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Programmers, computer scientists, and those who work with code everyday will enjoy any of the biological humor gifts. Featuring DNA replication, including labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the tongue-in-cheek geek truism saying "Driven By My Own Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these memorable scientific attitude gifts today! Perfect gifts for anyone who is driven!

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Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Bridge Humor) Kitchen Towel

No matter what your age or level of experience, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits and the saying "Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge does to a person with wry, quirky bridge player humor today!

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Horse Power Is A Wonderful Thing (da Vinci Horse) Business Card Templates

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If you love horses, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with this business card featuring one of da Vinci's anatomical drawings of a horse along with the saying "Horse Power Is A Wonderful Thing". Memorable business cards for all equestrian fans!

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Investment Portolio Like A Bar Of Soap Humor Adage Mugs

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If you manage your own investment portfolio, you'll enjoy wry econ and investment humor with any of these gifts featuring the following adage about money management: "An investment portfolio is like a bar of soap ... the more you touch it, the smaller it gets."

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Cake Picks

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Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Be Careful Going Up Down Life Serious Consequences Trucker Hat

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Signage humor is alive and well with a dose of wry sarcasm with any of these gifts featuring the sign for an escalator along with a mishap at the top. Includes the following applicable advice: "Be Careful - Going Up Or Down In Life Can Have Serious Consequences".

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Incubating Ideas Inside (Bug Droid Grid Illusion) Mugs

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these Bug Droid (bugdroid) gifts featuring the scintillating grid illusion along with the following truism caption for all who work in software development: "Incubating Ideas Inside". Shape, position, colour, and 3D contrast converge to produce the illusion of black dots at the intersections in the grid. Classic alliterative geek humor fun for anyone who incubates ideas! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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E=mc^2 Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass Wrist Watch

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Tell time with a dose of physics attitude with this watch featuring the infamous equation of E=mc^2 along with the following scientific truism saying: "Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass". Great gift for any physicist!

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Cloud Streets Be Aware Of Rising Sinking Motions Hat

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No need to be a meteorologist to appreciate any of these gifts featuring "Cloud Streets - Be Aware Of The Rising And Sinking Motions Within Unstable Air Masses". Cloud streets are created by horizontal convective rolls in the atmosphere. Pilots who use cloud streets in flight will enjoy!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Mug

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No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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Filled With Biochemical Energy (Krebs Cycle) Poster

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Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with this educational, scientific poster featuring the citric acid cycle along with the saying that many will agree with: "Filled With Biochemical Energy". No need to be a biochemist to enjoy!

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Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a programmer in the open source world to enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of sound software development advice! Geek humor and advice at its best!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Notebooks

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If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

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Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Magnetosphere In Perspective (Astronomy) Mug

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Astronomers and magnetosphere fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Magnetosphere In Perspective". Key parts of the magnetosphere are included in the illustration.

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements Periodic Table Mesh Hats

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Yes The Earth Moves (Plate Tectonics Earthquakes) Wrist Watches

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No need to be a fan of earthquakes to enjoy telling time with this plate tectonics watch featuring a map of the Earth along with its various plates and the direction that each plate is moving in centimeters each year. Make others do a double-take on how "Yes, The Earth Moves" with this seismological truism saying watch today!

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