Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, February 01, 2015

Investment Portolio Like A Bar Of Soap Humor Adage Mug

tagged with: money, soap, investment portfolio, humor, economics, econ, geek, saying, words and unwords, invest, adage, advice, investment advisor advice, an investment portfolio is like, investment

If you manage your own investment portfolio, you'll enjoy wry econ and investment humor with any of these gifts featuring the following adage about money management: "An investment portfolio is like a bar of soap ... the more you touch it, the smaller it gets."

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Poster

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, psyche, brain teaser, psychology, humor, visual perception, bezhold effect, words and unwords, psychologist, cognitive effects, science, scientific, attitude, geek, perception, color, wilhelm von bezhold, riddles, brain teasers

When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with this optical illusion poster. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology poster for those who understand that color is relative!

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Be Careful Going Up Down Life Serious Consequences Mug

tagged with: be careful, going up and down, life, can have serious consequences, geek, escalator sign, mishap, humor, words and unwords, life advice

Signage humor is alive and well with a dose of wry sarcasm with any of these gifts featuring the sign for an escalator along with a mishap at the top. Includes the following applicable advice: "Be Careful - Going Up Or Down In Life Can Have Serious Consequences".

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Stay Focused ... Keep Coding Bug Droid Sign Sides Pillows

tagged with: android, bug droid, open source, geek, programmer, coder, software engineer, software developer, stay focused, words and unwords, saying, keep coding, software advice, sign, signage, warning sign, bug droid warning sign, geek humor, software development, hackathon

Do you work in software development on the Android platform? Are you constantly fighting fires? Or providing a warning to others? No need to be head honcho of your software development team to enjoy wry Android humor with this pillow featuring Bug Droid on a yellow diamond warning sign along with the sound advice "Stay Focused ... Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take on what software developers and software engineers do a daily basis with a dose of geek humor the next time you take a nap! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Both Wave & Particle Are Possible In The Quantum Postage Stamps

tagged with: both wave and particle, are possible in, quantum world, quantum mechanics, quantum physics, words and unwords, physics, physicist, saying, truism, de broglie wave, de broglie, attitude, quantum, geek, educational

Quantum mechanics attitude is alive and well on this stamp featuring the propagation of a de Broglie wave, the wave which shows that the wavelength is inversely proportional to the momentum of a particle and reflects the wave–particle duality of matter. Includes the following scientific truism saying: "Both Wave & Particle Are Possible In The Quantum World".

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Aftermath Of September 11th World Trade Center Coffee Mug

tagged with: picture earth, geography, satellite, photo, satellite imagery, satellite photography, earth scientist, scientist, geographer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, aftermath of september 11th, world trade center, september 11 2001, political geography, news

No need to be a New Yorker to know exactly where you were on September 11th, 2001. Make others do a double-take about what had happened on that fateful date when both Twin Towers of the World Trade Center collapsed with any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring "Aftermath Of September 11th World Trade Center Attack".

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Coffee Mug

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, atp, geek, humor, complex cycle, my life just operates, words and unwords, biology, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, science, scientist, attitude, funny, saying, truism, tcac, medical, doctor, nurse, medicine

If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) Christmas Tree Ornament

tagged with: wake up, it's time to activate, your brain, humor, geek, anatomy, neurologist, psychologist, words and unwords, activate your brain, anatomical, sleep researcher, geek saying, advice, medical, medicine, funny, human brain anatomy, brain, brainy

No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geeky scientific attitude the next time you discuss waking up to start your day! Also makes a great gag gift for anyone who daydreams -- or as a psychological double-entendre gift for anyone involved in sleep research, because our brains are still very much active when we are asleep!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Tags For Luggage

tagged with: make everyday, an open source day, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, environmental, words and unwords, code, coder, hugging a tree, duke outdoor scene, earth day geek

No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

tagged with: normal distribution curve, bell curve, stats, statistics, statistician, z-score, geek, just having a normal day, bell curve humor, words and unwords, gaussian curve, psychology, percentages, saying, truism, funny, nerd, humor, attitude, math, statistical, educational

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Magnetosphere In Perspective (Astronomy) Coffee Mug

tagged with: magnetosphere in perspective, astronomy, magnetosphere, geek, solar wind, words and unwords, magnetism, earth's magnetic field, earth science, plasma

Astronomers and magnetosphere fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Magnetosphere In Perspective". Key parts of the magnetosphere are included in the illustration.

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Jars

tagged with: latitude, time of year, twilight, civil twilight, twilight zone, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, words and unwords, visible, visibility, science, scientist, time of day, attitude, thinker, think, philosopher, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, lifestyle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) Mug

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent, inside

Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor gift for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy.

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements Periodic Table Coffee Mug

tagged with: be fundamental, know your elements, periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, chemistry, words and unwords, chemistry teacher, chemistry major, geek, chemist, saying, humor, funny, educational

Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Candy Dish

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, father of radio, wireless, electrical engineer, alternating current, ac dynamo electrical system, geek, words and unwords, us patent 390721, radio, science, scientist, patent, ac dynamo, electrical system, vintage, scientific, attitude, engineer, inventor, physics, physicist, instruments, devices

Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Legging Tights

tagged with: coded to start and stop, codon wheel, amino acids, rna codons, words and unwords, educational, molecular biology, protein synthesis, geek, humor

Let your wry molecular biology shine the next time you walk in these leggings featuring a codon wheel along with the biological truism saying "Coded To Start And Stop". Make others do a double-take the next time you start and stop exercising when you wear these biological humor leggings!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Mugs

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Napkins

tagged with: estrogen, estradiol, steroid, this machine is powered by, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, hormone, humor, attitude, educational, medical, medicine, nurse, doctor

Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Sierpinski Triangle (Fractal Self-Similar Set) Mug

tagged with: sierpinski triangle, triangles, math, geometry, self-similar sets, geek, fractal, recursive, equilateral triangle, words and unwords

Fans of fractals will enjoy any of these math / geometry gifts featuring the Sierpinski triangle, a fractal and attractive fixed set with the overall shape of an equilateral triangle that is subdivided recursively into smaller equilateral triangles. Comes with the caption "A Self-Similar Set" along with the Hausdorff dimension log(3)/log(2), which is roughly 1.585.

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