Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! Gifts for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) Coffee Mug

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You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these gifts featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor gifts featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Refrigerator Magnets

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy any of these quotable quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with any of these invention humor quotation gifts today! Perfect gifts for budding inventors!

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My Day Consists Of Eating, Sleeping Playing Chess Coffee Mug

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Do you eat, sleep, and play chess? Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these reflective chess set gifts with the saying "My Day Consists Of Eating, Sleeping & Playing Chess". Let others know of your daily routine today!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Mousepads

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Shirts

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Showcase DNA replication with wry scientific attitude with this molecular biology gift tee that says "Biology Is In My Genes". Tautological saying for anyone with genes!

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There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Coffee Mugs

Wry duplicate bridge humor comes alive on any of these gifts that say "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Perfect gifts for bridge players who take bridge seriously and play with poker faces at the bridge table!

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Da Vinci Design For A Flying Machine Mugs

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No need to be a pilot or work in the aviation industry to enjoy this classic Leonardo da Vinci design "Design For A Flying Machine". Well before the Wright brothers at the turn of the 20th century, humans have thought about flight. Perfect gifts for all fans of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your economics side with any of these gifts that includes the supply and demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for all who are happy and in equilibrium!

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Mug

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Do you see the third pitchfork -- being supported by nothing? Showcase wry optical illusion attitude with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the classic "The Devil's Pitchfork". No need to believe in the devil or be religious to enjoy!

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I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged Tee Shirts

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Do you get lost frequently? Showcase your wry intelligent traffic sign / transportation sign humor side with this signage attitude gift tee featuring the warning sign of a traffic circle. Says: "I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged". Let others know that you are frequently directionally challenged with this tongue-in-cheek signage humor gift!

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Oppenheimer Death Destroyer Of Worlds Quote Tee Shirts

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Historians and fans of the history of the atomic bomb will enjoy this solemn gift tee featuring an infamous quote by "Father of the Atomic Bomb" J. Robert Oppenheimer from the Bhagavad Gita: ""If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. ... Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." No need to be for or against nuclear weapons to enjoy this historical timeless quote about the destructive power of bombs. Perfect geek quote gift tee for nuclear physicists!

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4 Views Of The Bay Area (Satellite Imagery) Mugs

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No need to be an earth scientist or a resident of the Bay Area to enjoy any of these satellite imagery gifts featuring "4 Views Of The Bay Area". Make others do a double-take from viewing the Bay Area from outer space with any of these gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By The Citric Acid Cycle Tie

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Showcase what you are powered by with these geek science humor gifts that includes the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Truism saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By The Citric Acid Cycle". Scientific attitude for all those powered by the citric acid cycle -- and that means you!

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Think Renal (Kidney Nephron) Coffee Mug

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If you think about the kidney and nephrons, the filtering and excretory unit of the kidney, all the time, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the kidney's nephron from Gray's Anatomy, with all key labels, along with the saying "Think Renal". Make others do a double-take about what you really think about with a dose of anatomical medical humor today! Makes great incontinence gag gifts as well!

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Photosynthesis (Carbon Dioxide + Water) Post Card

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No need to be a botanist or biochemist to understand the important of photosynthesis, the process of creating energy from light. Technically, photosynthesis uses carbon dioxide and water in order to produce oxygen and sugar. Make others do a double-take about the photosynthesis with any of these colorful scientific attitude gifts, featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis!

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Of Course I Lack Common Sense (Stats Humor) T-shirts

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Statisticians who have been criticized for having a lack of common sense will enjoy this stats humor gift tee! Says: "Of Course I Lack Common Sense - I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Includes bell curve (normal distribution curve) with percentages. Provide others with a reason to think about statistics with a tongue-in-cheek attitude!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Duke) Coffee Mug

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Wry open source programmer humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the saying "Make Everyday An Open Source Day"! Featuring Duke hugging a tree in an outdoors setting. Make everyone else do a double-take on Earth Day and everyday with this open source environment saying! Memorable gifts for open source software developers!

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Current Epoch In Perspective (Geological Time) Shirt

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Geologists, paleontologists, and anyone who thinks in terms of geological time will enjoy this wry scientific humor gift featuring the spiral of Earth's time. Says: "Current Epoch In Perspective", with callout caption "Anthropocene Epoch You Are Here". Showcase Earth's full history with this educational historical time t-shirt!

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Deep Sea Vent Chemistry Inside Coffee Mug

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If you enjoy enjoy studying deep sea vents, you'll enjoy this design featuring deep sea vent chemistry, along with the wry scientific humor saying "Deep Sea Vent Chemistry Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these colorful educational earth science gifts!

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