Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Duke) Coffee Mug

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Wry open source programmer humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the saying "Make Everyday An Open Source Day"! Featuring Duke hugging a tree in an outdoors setting. Make everyone else do a double-take on Earth Day and everyday with this open source environment saying! Memorable gifts for open source software developers!

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Current Epoch In Perspective (Geological Time) Shirt

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Geologists, paleontologists, and anyone who thinks in terms of geological time will enjoy this wry scientific humor gift featuring the spiral of Earth's time. Says: "Current Epoch In Perspective", with callout caption "Anthropocene Epoch You Are Here". Showcase Earth's full history with this educational historical time t-shirt!

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Deep Sea Vent Chemistry Inside Coffee Mug

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If you enjoy enjoy studying deep sea vents, you'll enjoy this design featuring deep sea vent chemistry, along with the wry scientific humor saying "Deep Sea Vent Chemistry Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these colorful educational earth science gifts!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Coffee Mugs

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If you love chemistry and use the (Mendeleev's) periodic table of elements, you'll enjoy wry chemical attitude on any of these gifts featuring the periodic table of elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic" in Love Letters font. No need to have a life to enjoy chemistry humor today!

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Canvas Bag

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If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Tshirts

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If you love the future, you'll enjoy this scientific quote gift tee by Serbian-American inventor and the "father of wireless" Nikola Tesla! Quote says: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Perfect genius quotation t-shirt for any accomplished and/or budding futurist!

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Staph Only (Biology Prokaryote Humor) Tee Shirt

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Make others do a double-take when you wear this "Staph Only" (meaning "Staff Only" when pronounced) gift t-shirt featuring a prokaryote (i.e., bacteria). Colorful design with detailed labels. No matter where you work or what you do, whether in the medical field or in a lab or otherwise, you'll enjoy this educational microbiology humor!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Trucker Hat

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Team Pi (Pi / Pie Mathematical Constant Atttude) Mugs

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No need to be a mathematician or hungry to enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant, on a baked pie along with the caption "Team Pi". If you play on "Team Pi" or think about pi, the irrational and transcendental number, you'll laugh and grow hungry with any of these tasty pi (pie) humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine) T Shirt

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Express wry chemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chocolate molecule, theobromine. Molecular scientific fun for anyone who loves chocolate and is powered by it!

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Old-School Texting Is A Matter Of Morse Coffee Mug

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Do you like to text? Showcase your old-school style with any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, as well as the saying "Old-School Texting Is A Matter Of Morse". Let everyone know that the Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Perfect gifts for amateur radio operators, pilots, and those interested in assistive technology!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Post Cards

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Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example, dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Cards

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No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you!

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I Live For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole Moment) Coffee Mug

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Do you live for the moment? Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the truism "I Live For The Moment". Double-entendre on the word moment. Make others do a double-take today with any of these live for the moment gifts!

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Life Is A Game Chess Is Serious (Chess Humor) Trucker Hat

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Showcase wry chess attitude with any of the reflective chess set gifts that includes the wry saying "Life Is A Game - Chess Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about the nature of the game of chess at the chessboard! Perfect gifts for avid chess players!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Personalized Invitation

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy any of these quotable quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with any of these invention humor quotation gifts today! Perfect gifts for budding inventors!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Shirts

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Coffee Mug

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Are you coded for success? Regardless of how successful you are, showcase wry DNA replication humor with any of these deoxyribonucleic acid gifts that says "Coded For Success". Make others do a double-take on genes, genetics, and the meaning of success today! Perfect gifts for entrepreneurs and those hard wired for success!

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Have Cards Will Play Bridge Apron

Do you carry a spare pack of cards with you all of the time? Make others do a double-take wherever you go with any of these gifts featuring the wry saying for die-hard bridge players: "Have Cards - Will Play Bridge". Comes complete with all four card suits. Perfect gifts to get the word out on the world's most fascinating and most intellectual card game! For all those who like to play bridge all the time!

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Friday, January 30, 2015

Da Vinci Design For A Flying Machine Greeting Card

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No need to be a pilot or work in the aviation industry to enjoy this classic Leonardo da Vinci design "Design For A Flying Machine". Well before the Wright brothers at the turn of the 20th century, humans have thought about flight. Perfect gifts for all fans of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci!

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