Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) Business Card Template

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Physicists will enjoy introducing themselves at any meet and greet with this business card featuring a light cone along with the saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Fans of astrophysics and quantum physics and science fiction will enjoy any of these geek attitude business cards!

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence Stickers

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Showcase your renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". No need to be a nephrologist or physician or urologist to enjoy wry medical anatomical fun with these memorable geek humor gifts!

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Neck Tie

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Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Software Developers Bullfighters Have In Common Mug

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Are you a software developer? Do you see a lot of commonalities between developing software and bullfighting? Showcase wry open source programmer geek humor with any of these gifts featuring Java mascot Duke waving a cape filled with images of Duke in front of a bull! Truism software development saying says it all: "Software Developers & Bullfighters Have A Lot In Common". Memorable gifts for anyone who understands that you need the mindset of a bullfighter in order to develop good software!

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Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Stickers

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If you think about thinking, you'll come to realize that you are not just a philosopher but a neuroscientist. Showcase your wry thoughtful side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the truism saying for all who think: "Unleash The Neuroscientist Within". Make others do a double-take about neuroscience with these memorable, educational brain anatomy gifts!

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Summarizing Statistics Mug

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mugs

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Cellular Nucleus Inside (Cell Biology) Coffee Mugs

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Within each of your cells is a nucleus. Showcase wry educational biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the "Cellular Nucleus Inside". Comes with detailed labels of all key parts of a nucleus. Make others do a double-take at what lies within everyone's cell with any of these informative gifts!

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Chemistry Is So Fundamental (Periodic Table) Hat

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Showcase your periodic table style with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the truism saying "Chemistry Is So Fundamental". Make others do a double-take at the elements with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today with this aphorism!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Pin

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If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry gifts!

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Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons Pinback Buttons

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Does it hurt to think at times? You'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these neuron / synapse gifts with the saying "Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons". Comes with labels of all important parts of a synapse. Whether you are working on a long project or are in a stressful occupation, enjoy tongue-in-cheek biological humor with any of these thoughtful sarcastic gifts! Make others aware that is painful for you to think at times!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Tee Shirt

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Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Coffee Mugs

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Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!

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This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Hats

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Do you take nitroglycerin on a regular basis? Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with any of these "This Machine Is Powered By" gifts with nitroglycerin molecule and the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make others do a double-take on what you are powered by with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Dekerat (10-Dimensional Hypercube) Mug

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the dekerat, a 10-dimensional hypercube. It can also be called a regular icosa-10-tope, being made of 20 regular facets. For the record, It has 1024 vertices, 5120 edges, 11520 square faces, 15360 cubic cells, 13440 tesseract 4-faces, 8064 penteract 5-faces, 3360 hexeract 6-faces, 960 hepteract 7-faces, 180 octeract 8-faces, and 20 enneract 9-faces. Make others do a double-take with geometric attitude with memorable hypercube gifts! Educational gifts for those who think in multiple dimensions beyond our current world!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Business Card

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Do you use the International Morse Code and its series of dots and dashes to communicate with others now and then? Showcase your antiquated sense of style with any of these business cards featuring the saying "Antiquated Code" along with the International Morse Code for the next time you introduce yourself!

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Stay In The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole Moment) Mesh Hats

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No need to be a fan of magnetism to enjoy wry physics humor featuring the quadrupole moment with any of these saying gifts! Truism saying says "Stay In The Moment". Make others do a double-take about exactly what they are doing at any given time with any of these scientific humor gifts!

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Wired For Heartbeat (ECG/EKG Sinus Rhythm) Mugs

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If you have a heartbeat, you'll enjoy any of these wry medical humor gifts featuring an electrocardiogram of a heartbeat. Includes sinus rhythm ECG/EKG heartbeat. No need to be a lab technician or work in the medical profession to showcase to the world that you are "Wired For Heartbeat" with any of these gifts!

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Stay In The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole Moment) Coffee Mug

Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Sticker

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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