Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Greeting Card

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Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Mugs

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If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

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Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Card Suits) Mugs

No matter what your age or level of experience, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits and the saying "Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge does to a person with wry, quirky bridge player humor today!

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Friday, January 23, 2015

Our Life Is Made By The Death Of Others Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a genius or an academic building upon the works of others to understand the powerful story told by Renaissance scientist and artist, Leonardo da Vinci, in da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom quote: "Our Life Is Made By The Death Of Others". Make others do a double-take on the course of their lives with any of these inspirational gifts. Solemn and memorable gifts for those celebrating an achievement, or having had a loved one pass away recently.

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Ideal Firm Size: Do You Know Where That Is? Coffee Mug

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No need to be an economics major to appreciate this economics inquiry on any of these gifts. Featuring long-run average cost curve (LRAC), along with the caption "Ideal Firm Size: Do You Know Where That Is?". The ideal firm size is the theoretically most competitive size for any company, in a given industry, at a given time and should ideally correspond with the highest possible per-unit profit. In other words, the ideal firm size is OQ2, where average cost is at its lowest level on the long-run average cost curve. Make others do a double-take with a dose of microeconomics humor with any of these gifts!

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Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Round Sticker

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If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun gifts for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag gifts for those who know about vision deception!

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Historic Route US Highway 99 (California) Tees

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If you enjoyed the sights and sounds of US Highway 99, you'll enjoy any of these vintage attitude transportation sign gifts featuring Historic Route US Highway 99. Make others do a double-take on memory lane with any of these highway signage gifts! No need to be a Californian to enjoy!

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Coffee Mugs

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Radiation Dose Chart (by Randall Munroe) Posters

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No need to be a physicist or work in the medical field to understand the concept of a radiation dose. Make others do a double-take about what radiation dosage is all about in terms of millirems with this educational, scientific "Radiation Dose Chart" as created by XKCD artist Randall Munroe. Memorable poster gift for all who are exposed to varying levels of radiation throughout their lives!

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Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States Mug

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Ever seen snowfall across the Mid-Atlantic states on a weather radar map? Showcase satellite photo geography with any of these Picture Earth gifts that feature "Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States". Vivid satellite imagery gifts -- no need to live on the East Coast to enjoy!

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence Magnets

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Showcase your renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". No need to be a nephrologist or physician or urologist to enjoy wry medical anatomical fun with these memorable geek humor gifts!

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Hats

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No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation Coffee Mug

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Those who work with tons of data will enjoy any of these wry stats humor gifts featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient", with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with any of these definitional stats gifts!

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Open Source Programmers Know How To Be On Guard Mugs

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Featuring both Linux's Tux and Java mascot Duke with swords, you'll enjoy this tongue-in-cheek picture of both of them putting up their dukes against a bunch of office paper clips. Truism saying for software developers says it all: "Open Source Programmers Know How To Be On Guard". Surreal and memorable gifts for those who work in the trenches! Make others do a double-take today with wry geek attitude!

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Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) Mug

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Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Custom Invitations

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Cellular Nucleus Inside (Cell Biology) Coffee Mugs

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Within each of your cells is a nucleus. Showcase wry educational biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the "Cellular Nucleus Inside". Comes with detailed labels of all key parts of a nucleus. Make others do a double-take at what lies within everyone's cell with any of these informative gifts!

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Chemistry Is So Fundamental (Periodic Table) Business Cards

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to introduce yourself with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements humor with these business cards featuring the Periodic Table along with the wry scientific saying "Chemistry Is So Fundamental". Make others do a double-take about with geek humor the next time you introduce yourself!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry wine grape berry attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries".

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Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity (Nikola Tesla) Mug

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Showcase your electrical engineer side with any of the Nikola Tesla gifts with the saying "Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity". Serbian-American Tesla was a genius before his time and literally invented today's wireless world. Often attributed as the "Father of the Radio" and consequently as the "Father of Wireless", Tesla contributed much to today's modern world via elucidating alternate current. Timeless Tesla gifts for all!

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