Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, January 23, 2015

Pi Probably Irrational Definitely Not 22/7 (Blue) Coffee Mug

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It is often said that pi is a mathematical constant that is an irrational number. Let it be known, with any of these gifts, the truth about pi with these sayings: "Probably Irrational Definitely Not 22/7". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of mathematical attitude!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose (Chemistry) Hat

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Face it -- you are powered by glucose. Showcase this scientific truism with any of these chemical molecule gifts featuring the glucose molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". Make others do a double-take at exactly what a simple sugar molecule looks like!

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Dekerat (10-Dimensional Hypercube) Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the dekerat, a 10-dimensional hypercube. It can also be called a regular icosa-10-tope, being made of 20 regular facets. For the record, It has 1024 vertices, 5120 edges, 11520 square faces, 15360 cubic cells, 13440 tesseract 4-faces, 8064 penteract 5-faces, 3360 hexeract 6-faces, 960 hepteract 7-faces, 180 octeract 8-faces, and 20 enneract 9-faces. Make others do a double-take with geometric attitude with memorable hypercube gifts! Educational gifts for those who think in multiple dimensions beyond our current world!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Hats

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Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gift for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

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Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Personalized Necklace

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Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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Be Fruitful Speciate (Evolution Humor) Mugs

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No need to work with fruit flies to enjoy wry biological evolutionary humor with any of these gifts featuring the development of two separate species of fruit flies. Comes with the biological double-entendre (on using the word fruitful with the create fruit fly) saying "Be Fruitful Speciate". Make others do a double-take on the factors that cause evolution and a new species to occur with any of these gifts!

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Wanted Normal Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) Mug

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If you have an abnormal heartbeat -- whether due to congenital defect or being in love -- you'll enjoy any of these wry medical humor ECG/EKG gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". Gifts for all those who have a heartbeat and desire to display educational medical attitude! No need to work in a health profession to enjoy!

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How Momentous Are You? (Magnetic Quad Moment) Mugs

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You've experienced many momentous occassions -- haven't you? It's time to ask yourself and others, with wry magnetic quadrupole moment humor, "How Momentous Are You?" Make others do a double-take with memorable magnetic attitude gifts today! No need to be a graduate or a retiree to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Coffee Mugs

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mousepad

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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Cards

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Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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My Life Frequently Unravels (DNA Replication) Key Chain

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Do your life unravel frequently? Let others know about the hectic life you lead with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with the saying "My Life Frequently Unravels". Make others do a double-take today with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these geek truisms!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Business Card

Showcase your wry and witty bridge / duplicate bridge side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the amount of effort that goes into playing this card game!

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Thursday, January 22, 2015

Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Pinback Button

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If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun gifts for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag gifts for those who know about vision deception!

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Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) Mesh Hat

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No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts!

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Food & Code Are Often Synonymous (Android) Mugs

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If you code for a living and work on Android open source code, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot (bug droid) along with the saying "Food & Code Are Often Synonymous". Image shows Android thinking about cupcake, doughnut, and eclair. Make others do a double-take at why software developers think about food and code in synonymous terms today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) Mugs

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If you are a particle physicist, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Includes quarks, leptons, and the Higgs boson particles. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational, scientific humor today!

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Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy wry renal attitude humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside". Showcase your educational, scientific side with a dose of geek humor today! For anyone who loves their kidneys!

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Open Source Programmers Know How To Be On Guard Round Stickers

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Featuring both Linux's Tux and Java mascot Duke with swords, you'll enjoy this tongue-in-cheek picture of both of them putting up their dukes against a bunch of office paper clips. Truism saying for software developers says it all: "Open Source Programmers Know How To Be On Guard". Surreal and memorable gifts for those who work in the trenches! Make others do a double-take today with wry geek attitude!

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Mugs

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy any of these scientific, educational geek advice humor gifts!

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