Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Postcards

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In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these gifts featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

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Relaxing Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Mug

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If you love to relax, showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA".

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Know Your Neighborhood It's The Only Solar System Reusable Water Bottles

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Showcase your wry solar system sense of style with a dose of educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of our solar system from a comparative perspective -- in terms of the planet's distance from the sun and respective sizes to each other -- along with the following saying: "Know Your Neighborhood It's The Only Solar System We Live In". Astronomical humor saying for all who live in our solar system!

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies T-shirts

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Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Cover For The iPad Mini

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Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry chemistry geek side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will get others thinking periodically: "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically".

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Luggage Tags

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If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Mousepads

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Immunity Is In My Genes (Immunology Chromosome 6) Bag Tags

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Showcase your knowledge of the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) -- also known as the human leukocyte antigen (HLA) -- with any of these scientific attitude gifts featuring the various genes of the HLA on human chromosome 6 along with the biological truism saying "Immunity Is In My Genes".

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This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule) Dart Board

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No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule gifts today!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Dry-Erase Boards

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Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Poster

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Showcase your wry International Morse Code side with this poster featuring the dots and dashes of IMC along with the following saying: "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable poster for all who know Morse code!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) Jewelry

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Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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In Love With My Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) Shirt

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Are you in love with your heartbeat? Ever desired to know what a heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram? Showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with any of these ECG/EKG electrocardiogram gifts featuring the saying "In Love With My Heartbeat" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take about why you are in love with your heartbeat with these geek humor gifts!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Place Mat

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Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Jigsaw Puzzles

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Mugs

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If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Reusable Water Bottle

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There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Tile

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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