Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, January 06, 2015

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Reusable Water Bottles

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Placemat

tagged with: i am comfortable in my, own skin, skin, skin layers, dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, words and unwords, anatomy, anatomical, skin anatomy, saying, truism, funny, attitude, realist

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In Thought Behind It Pullover Sweatshirt

tagged with: beauty of a chess move,lies in the thought,chess,chess game,chess move,chess players,chess saying,chess attitude,chess thoughts,words and unwords,chess teachers,reflective chess set

Avid chess players who enjoy the beauty of a chess move will enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following thought: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Thought Behind It".

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Keepsake Boxes

tagged with: genes, genetics, dna replication, dna, humor, biologist, molecular biology, coded for success, success, words and unwords, entrepreneurs, attitude, scientist, geek, deoxyribonucleic acid, educational, diagram, molecular biologists, saying, motivational, inspirational

Gifts for all those who are simply coded for success! Educational, scientific genetics humor gifts for all successful or who desire to be!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Mousepad

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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My Secret Smile (da Vinci's Mona Lisa) Drinking Bottle

tagged with: mona lisa, leonardo da vinci, my secret smile, mother of all secret smiles, attitude, renaissance, painting, infamous painting, smile, words and unwords, intellectual, saying, lifestyle

Do you have a secret smile? Enjoy any of these Renaissance attitude gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous Mona Lisa, along with the headline "My Secret Smile". The secret smile that is the mother of all secret smiles!

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Found iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: economist, economics, supply-and-demand curve, well-defined in theory, but often not found, theory versus practice, words and unwords, graph, supply, demand, geek, humor, attitude, econ

No need to be an economist to enjoy surfing the web and text with any of these cases featuring the supply-and-demand curve. Comes with the economic truism saying: "Equilibrium is well-defined in theory, but often not found in practice." Make others do a double-take at the difference between theory and practice with a dose of economics attitude today!

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When The Pressure Gets To Me Go Snorkeling Dreams Belt Buckles

tagged with: when the pressure, gets to me, i go snorkeling, open source, geek, java, java's mascot duke, words and unwords, software engineer, software developer, software development, programmer, coder, humor, attitude, saying, advice, in my dreams

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams". Make others do a double-take on the type of pressure-filled life that you lead with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable gifts featuring Java's Duke!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Placemats

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Christmas Tree Ornaments

tagged with: earthquakes are not my fault, plate tectonics, world map, tectonic plates, geek, geology, earth science, words and unwords, attitude, saying, geologist, earthquake fan, earth scientists, funny, pun, earthquakes

Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational, scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake.

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Belt Buckles

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, geek, words and unwords, vent, funny, psyche, science, attitude, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Drinking Bottle

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Kitchen Towels

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Hebbian Learning Cells That Fire Together Wire Note Book

tagged with: hebbian learning, psyche, biology, psychology, learning, cells that fire together, wire together, neuron, synapse, words and unwords, learner, neurotransmitter, anatomy, anatomical, biologist, psychologist, medicine

Showcase your wry neurological side with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying regarding Hebbian learning: "Hebbian Learning - Cells That Fire Together Wire Together". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, nikola tesla, tesla, us patent, wireless, us patent 390721, electrical engineer, ac dynamo, words and unwords, alternate current, patent, genius, historical, electrical

If you are into wireless, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the AC dynamo, the "Dynamic Electric Machine" US Patent 390721 By Nikola Tesla (1856-1943). Showcase Tesla genius in today's modern wireless times!

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Biology Only Discipline Multiplication Division Christmas Ornament

tagged with: biology, discipline, multiplication, division, cell division, mitosis, humor, the only discipline where, multiplication division are the same, words and unwords, geek, biologist, cell biologist, scientist

Wry mitotic humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring mitosis along with the following scientific truism saying: "Biology The Only Discipline Where Multiplication & Division Are The Same". No need to be a biologist to understand the process of mitosis -- i.e., cell division and, by extension, cell multiplication. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek biology geek attitude today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Candy Dish

tagged with: estrogen, estradiol, steroid, this machine is powered by, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, hormone, humor, attitude, educational, medical, medicine, nurse, doctor

Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Candy Dishes

In Re Morse (Morse Code) Pet ID Tags

tagged with: in re morse, remorse, pertaining to, code, programmer, geek, humor, morse code, international morse code, words and unwords, funny, double entendre, language, legal, attitude, saying, definition, educational, samuel morse, education

No need to be a programmer or work in the legal field to enjoy wry linguistic humor on any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the saying "In Re Morse" -- meaning, "pertaining to Morse". Showcase your educational Morse code attitude today! Perfect geek humor gifts for wireless fans who know about Morse code!

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