Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, January 06, 2015

Trilobite Frequently Mistaken To Be Just A Fossil Covers For iPhone 4

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Are you dismissed as a fossil from time to time? Show your paleontological sense of humor with any of these featuring the following wry scientific saying: "If I don't pay ention, note that I'm frequently mistaken to be just a fossil." Comes with a picture of a fossilized trilobite. Memorable cases for anyone who surfs the web and does not pay attention to the outside world while doing so!

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Business Card Templates

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Showcase heartbeat rhythm attitude with these business cards with the truism saying: "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Customizable business cards for your EMT needs!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Wall Clock

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Photo Plaques

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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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DNA Bases Basis For Life (Molecular Structure) Ornaments

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Showcase your biochemical attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the four nucleotide bases of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) along with the following biological truism saying: "DNA Bases Basis For Life". Featuring the molecular structure of adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thiamine.

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Monday, January 05, 2015

My Secret Smile (da Vinci's Mona Lisa) Belt Buckles

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Do you have a secret smile? Enjoy any of these Renaissance attitude gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous Mona Lisa, along with the headline "My Secret Smile". The secret smile that is the mother of all secret smiles!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Posters

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Showcase your wry economics sense of humor with this poster featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following truism saying: "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". No need to be an economist, psychologist, or social scientist to enjoy!

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Approaching Unfixed Reality In Postmodern Era Sign Button

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No need to major in postmodern literature to enjoy wry transportation sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying: "Approaching An Unfixed Reality In The Postmodern Era". Make others do a double-take about what the postmodern era is all about with a dose of tongue-in-cheek intellectual humor with any of these warning signs! Perfect gifts for all who study modernity!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Poster

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Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with this poster featuring the Ebbinghaus illusion. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion poster for all who enjoy visual humor.

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Necklaces

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This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Towel

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No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts!

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Building Blocks For A Healthy Life Kidney Nephron Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Nephrologists and dialysis patients will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Building Blocks For A Healthy Life" in Baby Blocks font. Make others do a double-take at their own renal function today!

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Clock

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Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) attitude is alive and well on any of these biochemistry geek attitude gifts featuring the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take on how you produce ATP within your cells today!

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Place Mat

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No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Dry Erase Whiteboards

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Showcase your wry mentality with a dose of anatomical fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the often heard saying "Never Mind ... ". Makes a great psychological humor gift for anyone who shrugs a lot!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Water Bottle

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Astronomers will enjoy any of these wry astronomical humor gifts featuring our solar system, along with the current scientific truism that Pluto is no longer a planet. Whether you are a fan of Pluto or not, showcase your knowledge of our solar system today -- as defined by the officials -- and gently reminder others that "Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status" with any of these scientific attitude gifts!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Letterhead Design

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Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational, scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake.

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