Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, January 05, 2015

Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Placemats

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Belt Buckles

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Mini Speakers

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If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla Poster

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Electrical engineers will enjoy this poster featuring "Dynamic Electric Machine", the AC dynamo invented by Nikola Tesla. It is U.S. Patent 390721.

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Stationery Design

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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Posters

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Showcase your pi fan side with this poster featuring the irrational and infinite number pi along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Dart Board

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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Award

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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In Re Morse (Morse Code) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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No need to be a programmer or work in the legal field to enjoy wry linguistic humor on any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the saying "In Re Morse" -- meaning, "pertaining to Morse". Showcase your educational Morse code attitude today! Perfect geek humor gifts for wireless fans who know about Morse code!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Dry Erase Whiteboards

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Ornaments

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Belt Buckles

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure Christmas Ornament

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Showcase your wry beekeeper attitude with any of these gifts featuring Tacuina sanitatis from the 14th century, a drawing of three beehives with bees buzzing in the air, along with the saying "Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure". Memorable beekeeping humor gifts for all who view beekeeping as an adventure!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Galaxy S5 Cases

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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Christmas Tree Ornaments

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Economists and social scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a linear regression plot of Okun's Rule Of Thumb, which notes that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP. Make others do a double-take with your educational, economic sense of style today!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Lunchbox

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Showcase your wry optical illusionist side the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox which asks "Which Orange Circle Is Larger?" Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion lunchbox for all who enjoy visual humor.

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Lunchboxes

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Showcase your wry geological geek sense of humor the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the three plate boundaries on Earth along with the following saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Make others do a double-take on the different types of rocks found on Earth at your next meal with a dose of earth scientific attitude today!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Water Bottle

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Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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