Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, January 05, 2015

Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Stamp

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Chemistry humor comes alive on this stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this postage that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Cake Topper

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If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Samsung Galaxy SIII Case

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Wireless genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla is found on any of these gifts featuring a portrait of the infamous Serbian American electrical engineer and inventor. Included in the title caption is the nickname Tesla has garnered over time: "The Wizard Of The West".

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Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) Christmas Ornament

tagged with: rna splicing, rna, mature rna, splicing, introns, exons, molecular biology, biotechnology the splicing of life, biotechnology, words and unwords, life saying, geek humor, geek attitude, educational, scientific, the splicing of life

Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns, exons, and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific biological attitude today!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Card Deck

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Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Cover For The iPad Mini

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Evolution My Life Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated iPad Mini Covers

tagged with: biology, clades, cladistics, punctuated equilibrium, phyletic gradualism, psyche, evolution, geek, evolution of my life, words and unwords, psychology, psychologist, biologist, geologist, paleontologist, science, scientist, evolutionary change, evolutionary theory, funny, humor, itude, saying, truism, life, perspectives, truisms

Show your scientific and evolutionary itude the next time you surf the web with any of these featuring two diagrams: one that represents phyletic gradualism and another that represents punctuated equilibrium. Comes with the saying for all who reflect on the evolution of their lives from a scientific, paleontological perspective: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism & punctuated equilibrium perspectives."

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Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology Placemats

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Showcase your wry dermatological side with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of the skin, complete with all key parts, along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean: "Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of".

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Coaster

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Placemat

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Candy Jars

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication)

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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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May All Your Finesses And Slams Make (Bridge) Christmas Tree Ornaments

Wish you fellow bridge partner happy thoughts with any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "May All Your Finesses And Slams Make". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of good wishes for excellent bridge play with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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Sunday, January 04, 2015

My Secret Smile (da Vinci's Mona Lisa) Kitchen Towel

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Do you have a secret smile? Enjoy any of these Renaissance attitude gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous Mona Lisa, along with the headline "My Secret Smile". The secret smile that is the mother of all secret smiles!

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No One Is Immune To Inflation Upward March Prices Print

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tagged with: economics, consumer price index, historian, political economy, political economist, cpi, money, words and unwords, inflation, no one is immune, united states, history, economist, saying, truism, definition, graph, price, time, attitude, humor, geek

Featuring the United States Consumer Price Index over time, this poster come with the wry economic attitude truism saying: "No One Is Immune To Inflation - The Relentless Upward March Of Prices Over Time". Make others do a double-take in historical perspective on the economics topic of inflation with any of these econ saying definition poster! No need to be an economic historian or political economist to enjoy!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Christmas Ornaments

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Chronically Sleep Deprived Ahead (Warning Sign) Postage Stamps

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Are you a sleep deprived person? If you are, you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring a yellow diamond warning sign that says "Chronically (Sleep) Deprived Ahead". Make others do a double-take on why you are able to write more often with a dose of wry sign humor today!

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Mass Spring Damper (Physics Diagram) Ornaments

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Physics attitude comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the mass spring damper! No need to be a physicist or mechanical engineer to enjoy.

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Jigsaw Puzzles

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No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts!

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Building Blocks For A Healthy Life Kidney Nephron Hand Towel

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Nephrologists and dialysis patients will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Building Blocks For A Healthy Life" in Baby Blocks font. Make others do a double-take at their own renal function today!

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