Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, January 03, 2015

Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California T Shirts

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No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Water Bottles

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Trinket Boxes

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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Postage Stamp

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Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take and wonder exactly what it is that you are referring to: "Are You Congruent?" Classic math geek postage stamp query gift! No need to be a mathematician to enjoy.

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In Re Morse (Morse Code) Cloth Placemat

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No need to be a programmer or work in the legal field to enjoy wry linguistic humor on any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the saying "In Re Morse" -- meaning, "pertaining to Morse". Showcase your educational Morse code attitude today! Perfect geek humor gifts for wireless fans who know about Morse code!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) Planners

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Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Water Bottles

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Cloth Place Mat

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Pet Tags

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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We All Live A Reflective Life (Wonderland) Gift Box

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Are you reflective in life? Showcase your reflective side with a touch of vintage timelessness with any of these Wonderland gifts featuring Alice going through the mirror, as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Make others do a double-take today with this life truism saying "We All Live A Reflective Life"! Thoughtful gifts for thinkers!

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Driven By My Own Code (DNA Replication) Ornament

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Programmers, computer scientists, and those who work with code everyday will enjoy any of the biological humor gifts. Featuring DNA replication, including labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the tongue-in-cheek geek truism saying "Driven By My Own Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these memorable scientific attitude gifts today! Perfect gifts for anyone who is driven!

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The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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My Secret Smile (da Vinci's Mona Lisa) Spiral Note Books

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Do you have a secret smile? Enjoy any of these Renaissance attitude gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous Mona Lisa, along with the headline "My Secret Smile". The secret smile that is the mother of all secret smiles!

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Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Print

tagged with: economics, warning, markets can remain irrational, longer than you can remain, solvent, financial, finance, words and unwords, investing, value investing, why not to short stock, sign, signage, yellow diamond warning sign, investing advice, investing humor, investor, irrational markets

Have you ever tried to short a stock? Showcase your wry economics / investing sense of humor with this yellow diamond warning poster featuring the following truism saying about why you should not short stock: "Warning! The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent". Make others do a double-take with a dose of investing signage humor today with this timeless econ advice poster!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Galaxy S3 Covers

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Fridge Magnets

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Signage humor is alive and well on any of these transportation sign gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the common saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to communicate with any of these communication humor advice signs today!

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Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Belt Buckles

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Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) Dartboard

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If you are a particle physicist, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Includes quarks, leptons, and the Higgs boson particles. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational, scientific humor today!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Tee Shirts

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Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Posters

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Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on this poster. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect poster gift for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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