Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, January 03, 2015

Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions Christmas Ornaments

tagged with: biology, biologist, chemistry, biochemistry, mitochondrion, humor, geek, a series of chain reactions, electron transport chain, words and unwords, life, life sciences, chemist, mitchondria, saying, attitude, life is nothing but, energy, atp, enzymes, life saying, observation, oxidation-reduction, truisms

Do you view life to be nothing but a series of chain reactions? Showcase wry biological and scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain, as found in the mitochondria. Comes with the biological truism saying that many find to be true: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions". Make others do a double-take with wry biochemical humor with any of these electron transport chain attitude gifts!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Laptop Speaker

tagged with: estrogen, estradiol, steroid, this machine is powered by, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, hormone, humor, attitude, educational, medical, medicine, nurse, doctor

Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Lunch Boxes

tagged with: how focused are you, graph, parabola, geometry, math, focus point, geek, humor, scientist, words and unwords, mathematician, query, focused, question, attitude

The next time you have lunch, showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunch box featuring a parabola along with the following query: "How Focused Are You?" Classic geometric geek humor gift for all who wonder how focused they are in life!

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In Re Morse (Morse Code) Premium Jewelry Boxes

tagged with: in re morse, remorse, pertaining to, code, programmer, geek, humor, morse code, international morse code, words and unwords, funny, double entendre, language, legal, attitude, saying, definition, educational, samuel morse, education

No need to be a programmer or work in the legal field to enjoy wry linguistic humor on any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the saying "In Re Morse" -- meaning, "pertaining to Morse". Showcase your educational Morse code attitude today! Perfect geek humor gifts for wireless fans who know about Morse code!

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin Belt Buckle

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatology, love the subject of skin, love letters font, skin, skin layers, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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I've Got Rhythm (EKG/ECG Heartbeat) Ornament

tagged with: rhythm, heartbeat, cardiac, doctor, nurse, lab tech, ecg, i've got rhythm, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, cardiac rhythm, medicine, medical, ekg, oldgate lane outline font, music, saying, truism, funny, humor, attitude, geek, educational, teacher, cardiologist

No need to be a music lover to showcase your medical musical style with any of these "I've Got Rhythm" gifts (Old Gate Lane Outline font) featuring a normal heartbeat (sinus rhythm)!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Ceramic Tiles

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Drinking Bottle

tagged with: invent, invention, experimentation, never once made a discovery, all my work was deductive, pure and simple, inspirational, quote, thomas edison, words and unwords, research, motivational, quotation, thomas alva edison, science, scientist, engineer, engineering, words of wisdom, genius, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Display Plaque

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Driven By My Own Code (DNA Replication) Luggage Tag

tagged with: saying, truism, entrepreneur, driven, driven by my own code, funny, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scientist, mad scientist, programmer, computer scientist, biologist, dna, dna replication, deoxyribonucleic acid, science, scientific, educational, genetics, genetic code, code, information technology, geneticist, medical, molecular biologist, bioinformatics

Programmers, computer scientists, and those who work with code everyday will enjoy any of the biological humor gifts. Featuring DNA replication, including labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the tongue-in-cheek geek truism saying "Driven By My Own Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these memorable scientific attitude gifts today! Perfect gifts for anyone who is driven!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Friday, January 02, 2015

My Secret Smile (da Vinci's Mona Lisa) Photo Plaque

tagged with: mona lisa, leonardo da vinci, my secret smile, mother of all secret smiles, attitude, renaissance, painting, infamous painting, smile, words and unwords, intellectual, saying, lifestyle

Do you have a secret smile? Enjoy any of these Renaissance attitude gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous Mona Lisa, along with the headline "My Secret Smile". The secret smile that is the mother of all secret smiles!

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Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Any Candy Dish

tagged with: investor, value investor, investing, money, economics, transportation sign, invest carefully, geek, words and unwords, downside of any investment, sign, signage, saying, truism, invest, humor, attitude, investment knowledge, economist, financier, analyst, advice

Are you an investor or value investor? All investors know that they should look at the downside of any investment. Showcase your wry transportation sign humor side with any of these gifts featuring a car going off of a bridge or cliff into the water along with the following truism: "Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Of Any Investment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek economics / investment attitude today with any of these sign advice gifts!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Jigsaw Puzzles

tagged with: new hampshire, illusion, optical illusion, granite, cannon mountain, white mountains, great stone face, old man on the mountain, words and unwords, optics, rock outcrop, the profile, humor, attitude, photo, history, historical, historian, face, profile of a face, franconia, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity In This Field Sign Mousepad

tagged with: embrace uncertainty,your sanity in this field,depends upon it,yellow diamond warning sign,advice,warning,sign,signage,words and unwords,humor,occupation,funny,attitude,saying

Do you work in a fast-changing occupation or field? Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with a dose of warning sign fun with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Embrace ??? (Uncertainty) Your Sanity In This Field Depends Upon It". Make others do a double-take of what you need to tolerate with any of these signage attitude gifts! Perfect for executives, software engineers, software developers, healthcare workers, artists, and anyone who works in a fast-changing field!

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Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Puzzles

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Bag Tag

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Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, which include items such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with these particle physics saying gifts with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously".

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Sulfur Dioxide Plume Eruption Mt. Etna Italy Awards

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No need to be an earth scientist or fan of volcanoes to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring the "Sulfur Dioxide Plume From Continuing Eruption of Mt. Etna, Italy". Make others do a double-take of sulfur dioxide plumes from outer space with any of these Picture Earth gifts! No need to have visited Mt. Etna Italy to enjoy!

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Where In The World Would You Be Without O-Chem? Commuter Bag

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No need to be an organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the citric acid cycle (tricarboyxlic acid cycle) along with the following scientific rhyme: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of biochemical attitude today!

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