Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, January 02, 2015

Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Towel

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) Computer Bag

tagged with: photosynthetic spirit, photosynthesis, atp, from light to chemical energy, chloroplast, energy, humor, geek, words and unwords, light dependent reactions, stroma, light, attitude, autotroph, saying, lifestyle

Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: certainty, statistics, humor, stats, geek, who needs it, when you have statistical confidence, words and unwords, rhetorical question, bell curve, joke, psychologist, statistician, economist, saying, funny, normal distribution curve, percentages

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Bridge Humor) Kitchen Towel

tagged with: bridge, duplicate bridge, bridge player, play bridge, keep the neurons firing, bridge humor, lifemaster, words and unwords, bridge advice, four card suits, game of bridge, bridge saying, bridge attitude, bridge teacher, advice

No matter what your age or level of experience, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits and the saying "Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge does to a person with wry, quirky bridge player humor today!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Cloth Place Mat

tagged with: i'm always off my axis, just like saturn, saturn, axis, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, humor, words and unwords, geek, saying, scientist, attitude, funny, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Totally Solid At My Core (Layers Of The Earth) Postage

tagged with: totally solid at my core, core of the earth, earth's layers, layers of the earth, earth science, geek, humor, geology, psyche, words and unwords, scientist, attitude, geological, geologist, double entendre, psychology, saying, funny, science, educational, advice, lifestyle

Are you a solid person? Showcase your wry earth scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring Earth's layers along with the following geek humor saying: "Totally Solid At My Core".

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside Placemat

tagged with: prokaryote, bacteria, biologist, inside, microbiologist, bacterium, geek, humor, words and unwords, medical, microbiology, flagella, saying, truism, definition, biological, attitude, funny, scientific, scientist, science, educational, health, medicine

There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Stamps

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, scientist, chemist, chemistry, table of elements, query, are you in your element, geek, words and unwords, mendeleev, science, saying, question, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, chemistry major, chemistry teacher, lifestyle

Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence! Perfect postage gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Ornaments

tagged with: wireless, nikola tesla, tesla, inventor, scientist, engineer, physics, transmission without wires, father of radio, words and unwords, genius, serbian-american, physicist, alternate currents, geek, attitude, science, electrical engineering, quote, quotation, radio, entrepreneur, technology, wireless technology, fatal impediments, dissemination of intelligence, teacher, communication, inexpensive device, alternating current, electromagnetism

Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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Just Call Me Semi-Conservative (DNA Replication) Notebook

tagged with: meselson-stahl experiment, dna replication, just call me semi-conservative, semi-conservative, helix, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, experiment, biologist, scientist, educational resources

Semi-conservative does not refer to politics, but instead to the Meselson-Stahl experiment which proved that DNA replication was semi-conservative, with one strand coming from the original helix and one newly formed strand. Molecular biology gifts for anyone into experiments or DNA! Great conversation starter!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Coffee Mug

tagged with: 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, wheeler ridge california, stereoscope, satellite photo, image pair, geography, imagery, visible earth, picture earth, words and unwords, three dimensional, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, methods, techniques

No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Bag Tags

tagged with: estrogen, estradiol, steroid, this machine is powered by, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, hormone, humor, attitude, educational, medical, medicine, nurse, doctor

Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Stamp

tagged with: how focused are you, graph, parabola, geometry, math, focus point, geek, humor, scientist, words and unwords, mathematician, query, focused, question, attitude

Showcase your wry geometric sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a parabola along with the following ponderous query: "How Focused Are You?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math geek attitude today!

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In Re Morse (Morse Code) Letterhead Template

tagged with: in re morse, remorse, pertaining to, code, programmer, geek, humor, morse code, international morse code, words and unwords, funny, double entendre, language, legal, attitude, saying, definition, educational, samuel morse, education

No need to be a programmer or work in the legal field to enjoy wry linguistic humor on any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the saying "In Re Morse" -- meaning, "pertaining to Morse". Showcase your educational Morse code attitude today! Perfect geek humor gifts for wireless fans who know about Morse code!

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Four Mechanisms Of Speciation (Evolution) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: evolution, evolve, evolutionary biology, biologist, biology, species, speciation, four mechanisms of speciation, geek, words and unwords, botanist, allopatric, peripatric, parapatric, sympatric, definition, humor, ecology, ecologist, educational resources

Evolutionary biologists will enjoy this biology attitude design featuring the four mechanisms of speciation: allopatric, peripatric, parapatric, sympatric. Regardless of what organism you are studying, you'll enjoy any of the evolution cheat sheet gifts. Educational fun for botanists, biologists, and all who love to study how species are formed!

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatology, love the subject of skin, love letters font, skin, skin layers, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment)

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Winner Of Game Player Making Next-To-Last Mistake Tags For Luggage

tagged with: reflective chess set, winner of the game, player making the next-to-last mistake, chess, chess set, saying, grandmaster, next-to-last mistake, chess geek, words and unwords, chess player, truism, mistake, humor, attitude, gamer, chess game, advice, lifestyle

Are you the person that says checkmate at the end of the chess game? Showcase wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Winner Of The Game Is The Player Making The Next-To-Last Mistake". For all chess players who make mistakes -- and most importantly, the next-to-last mistake -- when playing at the chessboard!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Display Plaques

tagged with: thomas edison, entrepreneur, inventor, progress, inspirational, motivational, discontent, restlessness, restlessness is discontent, words and unwords, scientist, engineer, success, restless, quote, quotation, attitude, fail, failure, inspire

If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Awards

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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