Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, January 02, 2015

Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Barely There iPhone 6 Case

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Harvesting Honey Is The Name Of The Game Belt Buckle

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Beekeepers who love to harvest honey will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee on a honeycomb along with the truism saying "Harvesting Honey Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take on the end result of keeping bees with a dose of beekeeper sense of humor today!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Notebook

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science and is genetically wired for science!

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Be A Glutton For Punishment Play Bridge Ornaments

No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy wry bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be A Glutton For Punishment Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at how masochistic you truly are with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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Thursday, January 01, 2015

In An Optimal World Is Your Solution Feasible? Cloth Placemat

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Economics humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a graph with the econ attitude saying: "In An Optimal World Is Your Solution In The Feasible Region?". Educational economics gag gifts for all those who understand the constraints of decision-making and who are familiar with the feasible region under the curve! Optimization humor gifts for any decision-maker!

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Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry sleep attitude at your next introduction with these business cards featuring a sign of a person sleeping along with the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi".

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Galaxy S2 Cover

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Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor gifts for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Christmas Tree Ornament

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Baby Pacifier

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No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine, along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day, 7 Days Per Week, 365 Days Per Year". Specifically, these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference, it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word!

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Sulfur Dioxide Plume Eruption Mt. Etna Italy

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No need to be an earth scientist or fan of volcanoes to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring the "Sulfur Dioxide Plume From Continuing Eruption of Mt. Etna, Italy". Make others do a double-take of sulfur dioxide plumes from outer space with any of these Picture Earth gifts! No need to have visited Mt. Etna Italy to enjoy!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) iPhone 5 Covers

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No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Cases For iPhone 5

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Candy Dishes

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Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Sharp Eye (I) Inside (Anatomical Eyeball) Christmas Ornament

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Do you have a sharp eye? No need to be an ophthamologist to enjoy wry anatomical and medical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human eyeball along with the saying "Sharp Eye (I) Inside". Make others do a double-take at your viewing skills and your psyche with a dose of medical geek humor today!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Jewelry Boxes

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No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Follow The Periodic Table It's The Law (Chemistry) Decals For iPod Touch 4G

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Wry scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements, along with the chemical humor saying "Follow The Periodic Table - It's The Law". No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy any of these educational, scientific attitude gifts! For all those who work with the Periodic Table of Elements!

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Posters

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Educational earth science fun comes alive on this poster featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with this poster with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Commuter Bag

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If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Creative Laborer Inside (Neuron Synapse Biology) Leggings

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Showcase your wry biological and anatomical side the next time you wear these leggings featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Creative Laborer Inside". Great geek humor gift for any thinker, artist, or scientist!

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Nikola Tesla Money Value Discoveries Easier Life Premium Jewelry Box

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Too much is made about money in our society. Showcase your attitude toward invention and discovery with this wireless genius Nikola Tesla quote on any of these gifts. Quote says: "Money does not represent such a value as men have placed upon it. All my money has been invested into experiments with which I have made new discoveries enabling mankind to have a little easier life." Gifts for all inventors, scientists, engineers, and those who wish to improve humanity and let others have a little easier life!

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