Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Greeting Card


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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Round Sticker


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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Tees


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All geologists know that schist is not granite. Showcase your geological nature with a dose of humor with this colorful plate tectonics / Earth's crust gift tee that says exactly that: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Educational, wry geology humor for those who understand not to take Mother Nature's faults for granted (granite)! Double entendre truism saying for any rock hound!

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside Cards


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Showcase exactly what goes on inside of your cells -- specifically your mitochondria -- with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain. For the record, the electron transport chain in the mitochondrion is the site of oxidative phosphorylation in eukaryotes. The NADH and succinate generated in the citric acid cycle is oxidized, providing energy to power ATP synthase. Make others do a double-take on the "Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside" with any of these biochemistry attitude gifts today!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Bumper Stickers


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No need to be chemist or chemistry major to believe that life is so element. Showcase wry chemistry humor with any of these "Periodic Table Of Elements" gifts with the tongue-in-cheek chemistry truism "Life Is So Elemental". Educational, scientific fun for anyone who knows about the periodic table!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Stamps


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Fans of grapes will enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring grape berry anatomy along with the saying "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style".

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Nikola Tesla Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Tshirt


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Fans of wireless genius Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla will enjoy this Tesla quote gift tee. Quote says the following: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic - and this we know it is, for certain - then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." No need to be a mechanical engineer or physicist to enjoy this wheelwork of nature quote t-shirt. Perfect gift for all who live in today's wireless world!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Tees


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No need to be an evolutionary or developmental biologist to enjoy this "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" gift tee featuring a design that was once attributed to Ernest Haeckel. The tenet or maxim has been disproved, but remains in biology textbooks as an example of historical evolutionary thought (just like Lamarck was disproved). Showcase the various stages of the embryo with this historical scientific biology geek t-shirt!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Apron


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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy of these wry math humor gifts featuring pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". No need to wait until March 14th to celebrate "Pi Day" with any of these educational, math attitude pi gifts! Make others wonder about the significance of March 14th with any of these pi humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Tshirt


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Showcase your scientific attitude side with any of these gifts featuring the ATP molecule, along with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate - ATP". Includes chemical molecule / molecular structure of adenosine triphosphate. You are powered by adenosine triphosphate (ATP), so let the world know today! No need to be a chemist or biochemistry major to enjoy!

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (Polytope) T-shirts


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Do you live in a hypercubed world? Showcase math and geometry wizardry with this educational geometric fun "Just Another Hypercubed Day" gift tee! Get others thinking outside of our three-dimensional world when you wear this hypercube polytope design!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Belt Buckle


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No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Coffee Mugs


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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Warning! There's A Beehive In My Backyard Bumper Sticker


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Do you have a beehive in your backyard? Showcase your wry beekeeper / apiarist attitude with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of a beehive in a garden along the following sound advice for anyone who dares go into your backyard: "Warning! There's A Beehive In My Backyard". Memorable beekeeper attitude gifts for all who like to warn others of what exists in the backyard with a dose of wry bee humor!

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Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Tshirts


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Showcase your biological sense of humor with this molecular biology design featuring DNA replication with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". Educational science attitude gifts for any biologist or for anyone with genes!

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Have Cards Will Play Bridge Apron


Do you carry a spare pack of cards with you all of the time? Make others do a double-take wherever you go with any of these gifts featuring the wry saying for die-hard bridge players: "Have Cards - Will Play Bridge". Comes complete with all four card suits. Perfect gifts to get the word out on the world's most fascinating and most intellectual card game! For all those who like to play bridge all the time!

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Monday, December 29, 2014

Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Coffee Mugs


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Showcase your economics side with any of these gifts that includes the supply and demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for all who are happy and in equilibrium!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Post Cards


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Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today

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Historic California US 99 Route (Sign) Tshirts


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No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign gift tee featuring Historic Route 99 in California. Showcase your love of California's roadway history and where you have been when you wear this t-shirt!

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Optics Snell's Law) Coffee Mug


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Showcase wry optical humor with this design featuring Snell's law, which says that the ratio of the sines of the angles of incidence and of refraction is a constant that depends on the media. Snell's law is also known as Descartes' law or the law of refraction. Make others do a double-take with any of these scientific truism refraction humor gifts that include the tongue-in-cheek saying "Obey Refraction It's The Law". No need to be a physics major to enjoy!

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