Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Mugs

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Do you aspire to be a grandmaster? Showcase your chess attitude and dedication with this "Future Grandmaster" design, complete with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid, serious chess players of all ages!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Post Cards

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Think Epigenetics! (Cross Out DNA Replication) T-shirts

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DNA is not everything. Showcase this fact with this wry molecular biology design featuring DNA replication, along with a cross out with the saying "Think Epigenetics!" Gifts with wry scientific attitude for all those understand that it is the environmental interaction with genes that is important -- not the genes or the DNA code all by itself! Tongue-in-cheek humor for all those who know about evolution!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Mugs

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor gifts for all who understand that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation!

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Saturday, December 27, 2014

Leonardo da Vinci Science Captain Practice Soldier Mug

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Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words come alive on any of these gifts featuring one of his timeless quotes: "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers." Intelligent quotation gifts for scientists, artists, inventors, and anyone who understands why science is the captain and practice is its soldiers!

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Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life? T-shirts

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No matter what you lot is in life, you'll enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the escalator sign with the wry caption "Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life?" Perfect gag gift t-shirt for those who have experienced life's ups and downs -- all part of the escalator of life!

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Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) Shirts

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Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Pins

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Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Fridge Magnets

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://www.android.com/branding.html) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/).

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Beta-Negative Decay (Nuclear Physics) Shirt

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No need to be a physicist -- specifically, a quantum physicist or a nuclear physicist -- to enjoy any of these scientific, educational gifts featuring beta-negative decay. In beta-negative decay, the weak interaction converts a neutron into a proton while emitting an electron and an electron anti-neutrino . Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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Lake Carnegie, Western Australia Coffee Mugs

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Are you a fan of Lake Carnegie in Western Australia? Enjoy this vivid colorful Picture Earth satellite photo of Lake Carnegie on any of these gifts. Make others do a double-take on what they are seeing from this outer space viewpoint!

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence Stickers

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Showcase your renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". No need to be a nephrologist or physician or urologist to enjoy wry medical anatomical fun with these memorable geek humor gifts!

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) T-shirt

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Biochemistry is a part of us, whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day!

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99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Tshirt

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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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Warning! On Mental Vacation (Duke Java Coffee Cup) Mug

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If you have stared at the screen for too long of session, you'll enjoy any of these wry open source programmer humor gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke sitting in a coffee cup (tubbing), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying for anyone who asks: "Warning! On Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take at where you mind is with any of these software development / software engineer gifts!

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Coffee Mug

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Are you coded for success? Regardless of how successful you are, showcase wry DNA replication humor with any of these deoxyribonucleic acid gifts that says "Coded For Success". Make others do a double-take on genes, genetics, and the meaning of success today! Perfect gifts for entrepreneurs and those hard wired for success!

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Now You Know Why I Have Such A Tilted View World Round Stickers

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No need to be an astronomer or earth scientist to enjoy wry galactic humor with any of these gifts featuring orbital variation along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Now You Know Why I Have Such A Tilted View Of The World". Make others do a double-take today with any of these educational scientific illustration gifts!

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Age Is Relative (Geological Time Humor) Cards

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Geological age humor is found on these gifts that features the various epochs, eons, and periods of Earth's history. Educational timeline. Showcase that "Age Is Relative" with a scientific Earth time twist today! Growing older never felt better when viewed in relation to geological time!

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Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside Tee Shirts

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No need to be an astronomer or solar flare watcher to enjoy tongue-in-cheek Sun humor with any of these gifts featuring a picture of the Sun along with the scientific truism saying "Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside". Make others do a double-take about exactly lies within you with a dose of geek attitude today!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Necklace

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy wry geek humor with this necklace featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic". Make others do a double-take about the discipline of chemistry and its predictability with this science humor gift!

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