Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, December 27, 2014

99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Mugs

tagged with: statistical confidence, within three standard deviations, from the mean, normal distribution curve, bell curve, statistics, geek, humor, words and unwords, statistician, psychologist, funny, saying, science in society

Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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If We Could Harness Methane Ethane Jupiter Energy Postcards

tagged with: methane, astronomer, astronomy, energy problem, jupiter, words and unwords, earth, ethane, geek, humor, energy crisis, natural gases, chemistry, just think, environmentalist, funny, solution, astronomical, educational, science, energy, chemist, science in society, galactic, attitude

Do you think about solar system solutions to the coming energy crisis on Earth? Make others do a double-take with your sense of astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Jupiter and the following astronomical thought: "Just Think... If We Could Harness The Methane & Ethane On Jupiter, We Wouldn't Have An Energy Problem On Earth". Wry educational, scientific attitude gifts that will make others guess at how much methane and ethane actually exist on planet Jupiter and how much energy we will need on Earth in the coming future!

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Which Plate Are You Standing On? (Plate Tectonics) Neckwear

tagged with: earth science, geology, earth scientist, plate tectonics, humor, plates of the earth, geek, words and unwords, world map of tectonic plates, which plate are you standing, geologist, earth, query, question, scientific, educational, earthquake fan, seismology, seismologist, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy this plate tectonics design that features the plates of the Earth, along with the query "Which Plate Are You Standing On?" Educational, geological attitude for anyone who stands on Earth!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Sticker

tagged with: organic chemistry, chemistry, biology, biologist, chemist, saying, truism, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, science, scientist, humor, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy, truisms

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Coffee Mug

tagged with: saying, equation, equivalent, equal to one another, equivalent equations, humor, mathematician, math, geek, words and unwords, truism, same, math major, math teacher, attitude, math geek, educational, algebra, educational resources

Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Living Fossil Inside (Coelacanth) Bumper Stickers

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Do you consider yourself a fossil? No matter what your age, showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a true living fossil, the coelacanth, along with the saying "Living Fossil Inside". The coelacanths, which are related to lungfishes and tetrapods, were believed to have been extinct since the end of the Cretaceous period. They were considered the "missing link" between the fish and the tetrapods until the first Latimeria specimen was found off the east coast of South Africa, off the Chalumna River in 1938. Make others do a double-take on the subject of evolution and age -- particularly old age -- with any of these coelacanth attitude gifts!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Pin

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Custom Invitation

tagged with: rhythm, medicine, heartbeat, cardiac rhythm, cardiac, doctor, nurse, lab tech, medical, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, oldgate lane outline font, music, saying, truism, i've got rhythm, funny, humor, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, educational, teacher, cardiologist, words and unwords

No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: physics, physicist, particle accelerator, humor, geek, quadrupole moment, magnets, moment to moment, magnetic fields, words and unwords, philosopher, philosophy, attitude, science, scientist, live life, saying, truism, existential

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Postcard

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Invitation

tagged with: alice in wonderland, alice, attitude, john tenniel, drawing, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, saying, drink me, size, judgment, be careful what you drink, drinking, funny, humor, intellectual, truism, advice, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Beekeepers Know Honey Never Spoils Commuter Bag

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Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy this laptop bag gift featuring a honey wand dripping honey on a biscuit along with the saying "Beekeepers Know Honey Never Spoils".

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It's All In The DNA Round Stickers

tagged with: dna replication, deoxyribonucleic acid, dna, humor, attitude, science, geek, scientific, molecular biology, molecular biologist, scientist, biologist, biology, funny, saying, truism, genetics, genes, it's all in the dna, genealogy, medicine, doctor, medical

Do you think about life very often and do you believe that "It's All In The DNA"? No need to be a molecular biologist or geneticist to enjoy any of these wry DNA replication humor gifts. Make others do a double-take about their genes and genealogy with this witty scientific truism saying!

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Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Shirt

If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying!

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Friday, December 26, 2014

Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) Pin

tagged with: economics, econ, economist, econometrics, mathematician, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, economists do it with models, words and unwords, math, saying, truism, funny, attitude, graph

Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head!

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Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Greeting Card

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, psyche, psychologist, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, gag gifts, wordsunwords, science, scientific, humor, attitude, geek, perception, visual perception, wordsandunwords, vision deception, cognitive psychology, scintillating grid illusion, black dot, riddles, brain teasers

If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun gifts for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag gifts for those who know about vision deception!

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Welcome To Snore County (Signs) T Shirts

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No need to work in the transportation industry to enjoy any of these wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a county transportation sign that says "Welcome To Snore County". Perfect gag humor gifts for anyone who snores, whether asleep or awake!

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Food & Code Are Often Synonymous (Android) Mugs

tagged with: food, code, android, robot, bug droid, cupcake, doughnut, eclair, humor, geek, attitude, open source, open source code, software development, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer engineer, coder, words and unwords, hungry, wordsandunwords, development companies

If you code for a living and work on Android open source code, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot (bug droid) along with the saying "Food & Code Are Often Synonymous". Image shows Android thinking about cupcake, doughnut, and eclair. Make others do a double-take at why software developers think about food and code in synonymous terms today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: carnot heat engine, thermodynamics, second law of thermodynamics, work, saying, truism, physics, physicist, geek, humor, attitude, educational, science, scientist, temperature differences, 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year, words and unwords, definition, heat engine diagram, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, science teacher, physics teacher, truisms

No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine, along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day, 7 Days Per Week, 365 Days Per Year". Specifically, these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference, it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word!

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My Life Operates In A Predictable Cycle (Krebs) T-shirts

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Showcase your predictable side with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Says: "My Life Operates In A Predictable Cycle". Educational scientific fun for all who understand the predictable nature of the Krebs cycle to life's existence!

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