Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Aprons

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Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Tshirt

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Software Developers Think About Software (Android) Cards

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Do you think about code every second of the day? Even when you go to the bathroom? Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these Android robot / bug droid gifts featuring Android sitting on the toilet and thinking -- what else? -- about Android in a cloud. Make others do a double-take about what you're thinking about daily with any of these "Software Developers Think About Software Development All The Time" Android bathroom humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Radiation Dose Chart (by Randall Munroe) Posters

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No need to be a physicist or work in the medical field to understand the concept of a radiation dose. Make others do a double-take about what radiation dosage is all about in terms of millirems with this educational, scientific "Radiation Dose Chart" as created by XKCD artist Randall Munroe. Memorable poster gift for all who are exposed to varying levels of radiation throughout their lives!

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle Humor) Mug

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Do you function on a complex cycle? You'll enjoy any of these biochemistry humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) with the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Showcase the complexity of your operating innards today. Science attitude gifts for all those who function on a complex cycle -- no matter what schedule you are following!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Refrigerator Magnets

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Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal".

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Just Chillin' (Java Duke Snorkeling Open Source) Commuter Bag

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Do you like to chill out? Showcase your wry software developer geek attitude toward chillin' out with this laptop bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Comes with the caption saying that says it all: Just Chillin'.

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Summarizing Statistics Mug

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Pins

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Do you love cooking? Combine your love of cooking with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements with the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational geek humor today! Memorable gifts for lovers of cooking and chemistry!

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Know Your Neighborhood It's The Only Solar System Laptop Bags

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Showcase your wry astronomical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different relative sizes of the planets in our solar system along with the saying "Know Your Neighborhood It's The Only Solar System We Live In".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mugs

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Round Wallclocks

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Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose (Chemistry) Neck Ties

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Face it -- you are powered by glucose. Showcase this scientific truism with any of these chemical molecule gifts featuring the glucose molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". Make others do a double-take at exactly what a simple sugar molecule looks like!

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The Golden Rectangle (Mathematical Ratio) Necktie

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "The Golden Rectangle", a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi -- or approximately 1:1.618. The most distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle; that is, with the same proportions as the first. Square removal can be repeated infinitely, resulting in an infinite sequence of points on the golden spiral, the unique logarithmic spiral with this property. Make others do a double-take with aesthetically pleasing proportions with any of these mathematical attitude gifts!

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Wanted Normal Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) Tees

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If you have an abnormal heartbeat -- whether due to congenital defect or being in love -- you'll enjoy any of these wry medical humor ECG/EKG gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". Gifts for all those who have a heartbeat and desire to display educational medical attitude! No need to work in a health profession to enjoy!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Key Chain

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Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mousepad

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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Mugs

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If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

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Deoxyribonucelic Acid (DNA) Mendel Darwin T-shirts

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No need to be a molecular biologist to find humor in the following life saying about DNA: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) What Charles Darwin Couldn't Guess What Gregor Mendel Didn't Know". Make others do a double-take with this scientific truism featuring DNA replication, complete with the leading strand and the lagging strand and all key labels. Educational attitude for all who know about DNA!

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Think Before You Bid (Card Suits Duplicate Bridge) T Shirts

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the sound bridge advice "Think Before You Bid" along with the four card suits. Make others do a double-take at the bridge table before bidding! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy!

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