Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, December 11, 2014

From Light To Chemical Energy (Photosynthesis) Lunch Box

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Have lunch with a dose of scientific flair with this lunchbox featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the following caption: "From Light To Chemical Energy". Classic geek attitude gift for anyone who knows about the importance of photosynthesis to life itself!

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Just Surfin' Through Time (Surfboard Over Dial) Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: just surfin through time, engineer, programmer, open source, software developer, software engineer, time, surfboard, duke, java, saying, internet surfer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, digital age, software engineering

Do you surf through time, a lot? Showcase your wry computer side with any of these iPad cases featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke on a surfboard, along with the truism caption for all who surf the web way too much: "Just Surfin' Through Time". Stand out from the crowd the next time you whittle away your hours on the web!

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Postcards

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In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy (Card Suits) Bag

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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts! No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy!

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Drinking Bottle

tagged with: phases of venus, venus, earth, astronomy, astronomical, elliptical, orbit, phases, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, telescope, planet, galactic, educational, astronomy teacher, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies T-shirts

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Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside Laptop Computer Bag

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There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Belt Buckle

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Periodic Table Of Elements humor comes alive with any of these gifts featuring the wry chemistry saying for anyone who leads a frazzled life in our modern world! Saying says it all: "Wanted - Periodicity In My Life". Brain teaser geek humor gifts for scientists, chemists, and anyone into the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Chance Favors The Intuitively Connected (Neuron) Custom Necklace

tagged with: neuron, synapse, chance favors the intuitively connected, intuition, anatomy, anatomical, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, psyche, thoughtful, thinker, saying, truism

Showcase your wry anatomical neuron / synapse sense of humor with this necklace featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Chance Favors The Intuitively Connected". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific, psychological, neurological style today!

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Luggage Tags

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If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) Shirt

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Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions!

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Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) Mug

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No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Bag Tags

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule)

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No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule gifts today!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Kitchen Towel

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: the skin doctor is in, dermatologist, dermatology, attitude, medical, medicine, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, dermal layers, skin, saying

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) iPhone Speaker

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, patience, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, geek, words and unwords, word play, science, scientist, physicist, attitude, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Mug

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Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Award

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There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Mommy Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Key Chain

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Do you like mothering and motherhood? Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude toward being a mom with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Mommy Genes Inside".

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