Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, December 11, 2014

EMT Inside (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Business Card Templates

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Emergency medical technicians will enjoy introducing themselves with this business card featuring a normal sinus rhythm (heartbeat) on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take of what lies within today!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Travel Bag Tag

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There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Warning! Afflicted By Colony Collapse Disorder Drinking Bottles

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Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy any of these informative gifts featuring an illustration of a honey bee along with the following saying that has been much discussed in the media regarding the state of honey bees today: "Warning! Afflicted By Colony Collapse Disorder". Raise awareness about the plight of honey bees today with any of these beekeeping attitude gifts!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Coffee Mugs

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

da Vinci Motive Power Is The Cause Of All Life Fridge Magnet

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Renaissance artist and scientist Leonardo da Vinci tried to faithfully represent the motives of others in his paintings and works. Make others do a double-take with any of these intelligent observation quotation gifts featuring a self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with his quote: "The motive power is the cause of all life." Inspirational quotation gifts for all who act and have motives!

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Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Any Shirts

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Are you an investor or value investor? All investors know that they should look at the downside of any investment. Showcase your wry transportation sign humor side with any of these gifts featuring a car going off of a bridge or cliff into the water along with the following truism: "Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Of Any Investment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek economics / investment attitude today with any of these sign advice gifts!

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? Optical Illusion Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: emergence, do you see a dalmatian, dalmation, black and white, psyche, psychology, illusion, gestalt, words and unwords, optical illusion, science

No need to be a dalmatian fan to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of a dalmatian appearing from the background of black and white splotches. Includes the following caption that will make others do a double-take on the psychological phenomenon known as emergence: "Do You See A Dalmatian?"

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Welcome To Chaos County (County Sign Humor) Square Sticker

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Is your life chaotic? Do you keep a messy desk, messy room, or messy mind? Showcase your wry chaotic lifestyle with any of these "Welcome To Chaos County Sign" gifts. Featuring a symbol with eight arrows disseminating in every direction from a given point. Make others do a double-take about exactly where you live with this transportation humor sign! Memorable signage attitude gift for all those with chaotic lives!

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Coasters

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Puzzles

tagged with: celebrate the fourth, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, android, bug droid, geek humor, words and unwords, independence day, fourth of july, uncle sam hat, sparkler

Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm Record Books iPad Mini Case

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Meteorologists and fans of earth science will enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of Winter Storm Nemo along with the following title and caption: "Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm For The Record Books".

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) Christmas Tree Ornaments

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Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle Biochemistry) Dinner Plate

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Showcase your wry biochemical side the next time you eat off of this plate featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Comes with the title that says it all: "It's All Organic". Make others do a double-take on organic chemistry at your next meal with this scientific attitude plate gift!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: time machine inside, open source, time machine, inside, computer programmer, software engineer, geek, humor, words and unwords, software development, duke, programmer, engineering, software, funny, attitude, future, computers, time, physics, physicist, computer science, computer scientist, software developer, futurist, programming

No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these gifts featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Posters

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Statisticians and stats teachers will enjoy this poster featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that says it all: "Summarizing Statistics".

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Relaxing Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Mug

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If you love to relax, showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA".

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Place Mat

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No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) Laptop Messenger Bag

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Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor gift for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy.

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Rectangular Belt Buckle

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Mousepads

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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