Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Luggage Tag

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No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Shirts

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Hydrologists, civil engineers, and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land, shallow water, ice, and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Legging Tights

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If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with these leggings featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein. In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life the next time you wear these cell biology geek humor leggings!

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When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law Belt Buckles

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If you are looking for specific elements, you should always follow the periodic law. Chemists and chemistry majors will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek scientific educational design featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the apropos advice "When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law". Periodic table gifts for anyone researching the elements and/or trying to discover new ones!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Pinback Buttons

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My MHC Biology Coffee Mug

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Immunologists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these informative, educational geek humor gifts featuring chromosome 6 where the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) resides. In human, the MHC is also known as the human leukocyte antigen. Comes with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on cell recognition: "If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) A.K.A. Human Leukocyte Antigen". Scientific humor gifts for anyone who knows about how their immune system works!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Bags

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Beverage Coasters

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Luggage Tags

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Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur)

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Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Skin Layers) Stamps

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Showcase your wry dermatological side with a dose of skin layer attitude the next time you send correspondence with these scientific, anatomical stamps featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence".

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success iPad Folio Case

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Motivational and inspirational quote by Thomas Edison for all those who never give up. Celebrate your persevering attitude today with this Thomas Edison quotation Dodo case gift featuring Edison's timeless and inspirational words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Obedience Work Honey-Bees Henry V Shakespeare Hand Towel

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Apiarists and beekeepers with a classical mindset about the work of honey bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a drawing of bees building a beehive along with the following quote by William Shakespeare in Henry V: Act 1, Scene 2: "Obedience: For so work the honey-bees, creatures that by a rule in nature teach the act of order to a peopled kingdom." Make others do a double-take at the work of bees with this classic Shakespeare passage today!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Mugs

Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge sensibility today!

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Relaxing Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Mug

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If you love to relax, showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA".

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Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Horse Power Is A Wonderful Thing (da Vinci Horse) Business Card Templates

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If you love horses, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with this business card featuring one of da Vinci's anatomical drawings of a horse along with the saying "Horse Power Is A Wonderful Thing". Memorable business cards for all equestrian fans!

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Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Business Card Templates

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Value investors will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of signage humor with these business cards featuring the saying "Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent investor attitude today!

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Belt Buckle

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Psychologists and neurologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a dalmatian appearing from a set of black and white dots, along with the saying "Emergence - Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". Make others do a double-take with a dose of optical illusion psyche attitude today with any of these gifts featuring the concept of emergence!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Magnets

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Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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