Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Kitchen Towel

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Formulaic Power Wheel (Physics Equations) Print

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Showcase your educational, scientific side with the poster featuring a "Formulaic Power Wheel". Memorable poster for anyone who knows about the definition of power in the discipline of physics!

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Dust Storm In The Taklimakan Desert Picture Earth Coffee Mug

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No need to have been to Central Asia (China) to enjoy any of these Picture Earth geography gifts featuring a "Dust Storm In The Taklimakan Desert" as seen via satellite imagery. The Taklimakan Desert (also known as the Taklamakan Desert) is the one of the largest sandy deserts in the world and bounded by the Kunlun Mountains to the south, and the desert Pamir Mountains and Tian Shan (ancient Mount Imeon) to the west and north. Popular accounts wrongly claim that Takla Makan means "go in and you will never come out". Make others do a double-take with existential geographical attitude with any of these satellite photo gifts!

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence (Nephron) Laptop Bag

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No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry nephron humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". Nephrologists will enjoy any of these anatomical saying gifts!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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From Light To Chemical Energy (Photosynthesis) Photo Plaque

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No need to be a biochemist or biologist to appreciate the light-depend reactions of photosynthesis on any of these gifts featuring the scientific truism saying "From Light To Chemical Energy". Colorful, educational geek attitude gifts for all who know about how energy (ATP - adenosine triphosphate) gets produced in photosynthesis!

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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Bags For Laptop

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Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!

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Brainy Mindset Inside (Brain Anatomy) Commuter Bags

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No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brainy Mindset Inside".

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Bag

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Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Wrist Watch

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If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein. In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with this cell biology geek humor watch!

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Display Plaque

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No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Thrusting Makes The Bedrock (Geology Orogeny) Cards

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Wry suggestive geological humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a schematic overview of an eroded thrust system. The shaded material is the nappe. The erosional hole is called a window or fenster. The klippe is the isolated block of the nappe overlying autochthonous material. These gifts include the educational, scientific saying about orogeny, the process of mountain building via plate tectonics: "Thrusting Makes The Bedrock". Make others do a double-take with a dose of plate tectonic attitude today!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Award

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If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Tshirt

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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P53 Pathways Inside (Cell Molecular Biology) Water Bottles

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P53 is a tumor suppressor protein, as encoded by the TP53 gene, and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation, and thus, by extension, plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists, cell biologist, or molecular biologist to enjoy!

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This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule) Travel Speakers

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No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule gifts today!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Candy Dishes

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Puzzle

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Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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evolutionary history can be a bit repetitive rectangular belt buckle

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No need to be familiar with the biological maxim "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" to enjoy any of these evolutionary humor gifts. Featuring embryonic stages of various organisms -- a diagram often falsely attributed to Ernest Haeckel. Includes the biology humor saying: "evolutionary history can be a bit repetitive". Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the similarities amongst various embryos of different species!

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