Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, December 08, 2014

Varsity Pi (Pi Mathematical Constant)

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No need to be a math teacher to enjoy any of these pi humor gifts featuring the mathematical constant along with the caption "Varsity Pi". Make others do a double-take about the concept of pi with a dose of collegial attitude today!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Kitchen Towel

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi (Sinus Rhythm) Laptop Bag

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Showcase your wry heartbeat attitude with this laptop case featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable geek / EMT humor gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) iPad 2 Decal

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Ornaments

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Ceramic Tile

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Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.

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Physician Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Christmas Ornament

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Physicians and doctors -- even pre-med students -- will enjoy any of these wry molecular biology attitude gifts featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying "Physician Genes Inside".

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I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge Beverage Coaster

Bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of indefatigable attitude toward the great game of bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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Leonardo da Vinci Have A Little Relaxation Quote Commuter Bag

tagged with: relaxation, work, judgment, surer, da vinci, genius, self-portrait leonardo da vinci, quote, quotation, words and unwords

Showcase your sound Renaissance attitude toward work with this laptop bag featuring a self-portrait of Renaissance polymath Leonardo da Vinci along with the one of his memorable quotes: "Every now and then go away, even briefly, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to work your judgment will be surer; since to remain constantly at work will cause you to lose power."

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Engage In The Virtuous Cycle (Economics Humor) Laptop Bag

tagged with: business cycle, engage in the virtuous cycle, econ, economics, macroeconomics, economy, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords

Econ humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the "virtuous cycle" from a business cycle perspective along with the following sound econ advice: "Engage In The Virtuous Cycle". No need to be an economist to enjoy!

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Belt Buckles

tagged with: twisted cord illusion, false spiral, spiral optical illusion, spiral illusion, optical illusion, concentric circles, black arc segments, geek, humor, words and unwords, fraser spiral illusion, attitude, visual, illusion, illusory, brain teaser, educational, psychology, psyche, optics, riddles, brain teasers

What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption -- visible on select items -- includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Square Sticker

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Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Placemats

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Beta-Negative Decay (Quantum Physics) Candy Jar

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Quantum physicists and those who understand matter will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Beta-Negative Decay", wherein a neutron decays into a proton, an electron, and an anti-neutrino. Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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Team Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle Humor) Necklace

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Biochemists will enjoy this necklace featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Team Biochemistry".

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Building Blocks For A Healthy Life Kidney Nephron Hand Towel

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Nephrologists and dialysis patients will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Building Blocks For A Healthy Life" in Baby Blocks font. Make others do a double-take at their own renal function today!

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I'll Put Off Thinking About My Procrastination Laptop Messenger Bag

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Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop geek humor bag gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "I'll Put Off Thinking About My Procrastination Until Tomorrow Or Another Day In The Future".

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Dry-Erase Whiteboards

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Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with any of these educational, statistical gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve) along with the caption "Summarizing Statistics". A statistics cheat sheet for any die-hard statistician or statistics fan!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Hats

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Geologists, earth scientists, and plate tectonics fans will enjoy these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor today!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Silver Finish Cuff Links

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific attitude the next time you wear these cufflinks featuring facilitated diffusion along with the saying "Facilitator Inside". Classic cell biology geek attitude cufflinks for all who facilitate!

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