Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, December 08, 2014

Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Stamp

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on this stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this postage that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Drinking Bottles

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar

tagged with: neuron, synapse, attention span, psyche, anatomy, neurotransmitter, funny, geek, humor, words and unwords, sayings, 2013 callendar, biology, biologist

Witty and wry neurological sayings featuring a neuron / synapse along with the a different saying each month in this "Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar". No need to be a biologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical fun throughout the year!

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Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Pull Over Sweatshirt

tagged with: nikola tesla, father of radio, radio, tesla, scientist, mathematician, physicist, engineer, electrical engineer, serbian american, wireless, genius, alternating current, inventor, patents, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, science, engineering, wireless genius, inventors

Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) Baby Pacifier

tagged with: epigenetics is my modus operandi, epigenetics, environmental genetics, environmentalist, geneticist, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, epigenetic mechanisms, attitude, science, scientist

No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Mug

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, pasadena, california, stereoscopic, 3-d, geographers, san gabriel mountains, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite imagery, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, visual, perspective, picture earth, methods, techniques

Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Varsity Pi (Pi Mathematical Constant) Water Bottles

tagged with: varsity pi, math, mathematician, mathematics, mathematical constant, geek, humor, attitude, collegial, words and unwords, math teacher, number, irrational and transcendental, scientist, educational, lifestyle, pi fan

No need to be a math teacher to enjoy any of these pi humor gifts featuring the mathematical constant along with the caption "Varsity Pi". Make others do a double-take about the concept of pi with a dose of collegial attitude today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule) iPad Mini Case

tagged with: testosterone, educational, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, steroid, geek, humor, words and unwords, male hormone, medical, hormone, saying, truism, funny, attitude, scientist, chemist

No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule gifts today!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: wanted normal heartbeat, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, ekg, ecg, words and unwords, medical, medicine, funny, geek, saying

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to have a heart murmur or heart trouble to enjoy tongue-in-cheek medical humor!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Water Bottle

tagged with: it helps to have, a thick skin, dermal layers, epidermis, geek, humor, skin, dermatology, medical, words and unwords, anatomical, funny, advice, saying, truism, life advice, dermatologist, doctor, skin doctor, skin saying

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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Sunday, December 07, 2014

Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Round Clocks

tagged with: quantum mechanics, quantum physics, proof that life is relative, when you think within, schrödinger's cat, entanglement, words and unwords, geek humor, physicist, within the box, attitude, geek saying, funny, physics, sarcasm, humor, physics teacher, relativity

Showcase your wry scientific / quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Schrödinger's cat paradox along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics - Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Tongue-in-cheek physics attitude for all who understand is-the-cat-alive-or-dead issues in the field of quantum mechanics!

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Building Blocks For A Healthy Life Kidney Nephron Placemat

tagged with: building blocks, for a healthy life, kidney, nephron, renal attitude, renal, nephrology, nephrologist, words and unwords, dialysis patient, life saying, medical, medicine, saying, attitude, educational, scientific

Nephrologists and dialysis patients will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Building Blocks For A Healthy Life" in Baby Blocks font. Make others do a double-take at their own renal function today!

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My Life Follows A Certain Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Poster

tagged with: my live follows, krebs cycle, a certain cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying, chemistry, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, science, attitude

Wry biochemistry humor is alive and well on this poster featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying that many can identify with: "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". Energy cycle humor poster for anyone who knows how energy is generated within cells!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Water Bottles

tagged with: atp, if we could all photosynthesize, photosynthesis, alternative energy, converting light into energy, biology, light-dependent reactions, geek, green power, words and unwords, green energy, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, science, humor, attitude, scientist, funny, ecology, saying, methods

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Reenergize Yourself Take A Mental Vacation Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: reenergize yourself, take a mental vacation, mental vacation, open source, java's duke, coffee cup, duke in coffee cup, words and unwords, software engineer, geek, programmer, software developer, humor, saying, software development advice, advice

Showcase your wry open source software side with a dose of geek humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot along with the saying "Reenergize Yourself Take A Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor today! For all who need a mental vacation in order to get reenergized!

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Exhausted Brain Inside (Anatomical Brain Humor) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: exhausted, brain, inside, anatomy, anatomical, humor, geek, medical, attitude, words and unwords, saying, sarcasm, psyche, psychology, medicine, neurosurgeon, funny, exhaustion

If you are exhausted -- either constantly or from to time -- enjoy wry anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you feel today!

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Life Is Nothing But A Bell Curve Existence (Stats) Wall Clocks

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Statistical humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Bell Curve Existence". No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry stats humor!

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The Snake Hunter (Vintage Photo Snake Skins) Christmas Tree Ornaments

tagged with: the snake hunter, snake skins, vintage photo, psyche, psychology, snakes, words and unwords, australian outback snake hunter

Whether you hunt snakes or not, you'll enjoy classic vintage attitude with any of these psyche gifts featuring a vintage photo of a snake hunter along with the caption "The Snake Hunter". Some interpret snakes literally -- for their skin -- and others interpret snakes figuratively, for all of the ideas that slither in our lives. Memorable psychological attitude gifts for all who either love or hate snakes!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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