Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, December 07, 2014

Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Pet ID Tags

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Saturday, December 06, 2014

Where In The World You Without Organic Chemistry? Poster

tagged with: where in the world, would you be, without organic chemistry, organic chemistry, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, chemistry, biochemistry, biology, geek, humor, attitude, rhetorical question, query

Showcase your wry organic chemistry sense of humor with this poster featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?"

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Building Blocks For A Healthy Life Kidney Nephron Plaque

tagged with: building blocks, for a healthy life, kidney, nephron, renal attitude, renal, nephrology, nephrologist, words and unwords, dialysis patient, life saying, medical, medicine, saying, attitude, educational, scientific

Nephrologists and dialysis patients will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Building Blocks For A Healthy Life" in Baby Blocks font. Make others do a double-take at their own renal function today!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Kitchen Towel

tagged with: atp, if we could all photosynthesize, photosynthesis, alternative energy, converting light into energy, biology, light-dependent reactions, geek, green power, words and unwords, green energy, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, science, humor, attitude, scientist, funny, ecology, saying, methods

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time Laptop Bag

tagged with: success involves taking a break, success, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, snorkeling, words and unwords, code, coder, fish tank, software development, advice, geek, humor, attitude

No need to be a programmer in the open source world to enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of sound software development advice! Geek humor and advice at its best!

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Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant (Humor) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: some days i feel, i need, brain transplant, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, saying, neurosurgeon, funny, brainy, anatomical

Brain humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the brain along with the saying "Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant".

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Simply Statistical (Bell Curve Attitude) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: simply statistical, stats, statistics, bell curve, geek humor, geek attitude, percentages, psyche, words and unwords, statistician, psychologist, saying, educational, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve

No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy thinking about the bell curve with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with percentages underneath the curve and the saying "Simply Statistical". Educational, statistical saying gifts for all who work with statistics!

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127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1 (Home Sweet Home Geek) Posters

tagged with: geek, information technology, info tech, home sweet home, computer speak, 127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1, software testing, software, computers, words and unwords, programmers, funny, humor, attitude, saying, loopback address

Showcase your wry information technology side with this poster that all software testers can relate to: "127.0.0.1 Sweet 127.0.0.1" -- which means "Home Sweet Home" in geek speak.

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Puzzle

tagged with: world visibility, 2012 transit of venus, world visibility of 2012, transit of venus, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, world map, words and unwords, scientist, astronomy fan

Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Reusable Water Bottle

tagged with: the world contains many faults, plate tectonics, earth science, geologist, geology, tectonic plates of the world, seismologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, earth scientist, earth science faults, earthquakes, earthquake fan

Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Reusable Water Bottle

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Tee Shirts

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate Mugs

tagged with: nikola tesla,wireless,genius,scientist,scientific man,does not aim,immediate result,lives,labors,words and unwords,inspirational,hopes,quote,quotation,physicist,wizard of wireless,advanced ideas,planter,future,lay the foundation

Showcase wireless genius Nikola Tesla's intellectual and scientific style with this timeless quote on the aspirations of scientific man on any of these gifts: "The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." No need to be a scientist to be inspired by the original "Wizard Of Wireless"!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Pendant

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Dry-Erase Whiteboard

tagged with: estrogen, estradiol, steroid, this machine is powered by, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, hormone, humor, attitude, educational, medical, medicine, nurse, doctor

Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Postage Stamp

tagged with: equal, congruent, math, geometry, angle, truism, geek, humor, are you congruent, words and unwords, degrees, saying, funny, attitude, query, question, rotate, reflect, translate, mathematician, geometry fan, educational, math teacher, educational resources

Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take and wonder exactly what it is that you are referring to: "Are You Congruent?" Classic math geek postage stamp query gift! No need to be a mathematician to enjoy.

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Candy Dish

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, geek, humor, wireless communication, from telegraph to texting, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio, amateur radio operator, communication, message, attitude, saying, truism, morse code, air traffic controller, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, style, texting, old school texting, pilot, historical, historical communication

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology Candy Jar

tagged with: now you know, what my skin consists of, skin, anatomy, dermal layers, dermatology, words and unwords, dermatologist, geek, humor, anatomical, attitude, saying, skin saying, skin layers, epidermis, medical

Showcase your wry dermatological side with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of the skin, complete with all key parts, along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean: "Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of".

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Wall Clock

Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Dry Erase Boards

tagged with: thomas alva edison, thomas edison, edison, inventor, scientist, creative, success, words and unwords, never had a clock, in my workroom, quote, quotation, entrepreneur, motivational, inspirational, humor, attitude, chronos, chiros, time, owe my success, work, clock, funny, successful, losing track of time

Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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