Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, December 05, 2014

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Galaxy S5 Cases

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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Words & Unwords Bridge Advice 2014 Calendar

If you need some sound bridge advice the next time you play bridge, you'll enjoy this calendar featuring different bridge advice each month + 1 bonus advice on the back cover of the calendar. Memorable bridge advice calendar for all bridge players!

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Thursday, December 04, 2014

Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci Belt Buckle

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Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words come alive on any of these gifts featuring da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with one of his timeless quotes: "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers." Intelligent quotation gifts for scientists, artists, inventors, and anyone who understands why science is the captain and practice is its soldiers!

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Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Christmas Tree Ornaments

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Economists and social scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a linear regression plot of Okun's Rule Of Thumb, which notes that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP. Make others do a double-take with your educational, economic sense of style today!

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Approaching Unfixed Reality In Postmodern Era Sign Button

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No need to major in postmodern literature to enjoy wry transportation sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying: "Approaching An Unfixed Reality In The Postmodern Era". Make others do a double-take about what the postmodern era is all about with a dose of tongue-in-cheek intellectual humor with any of these warning signs! Perfect gifts for all who study modernity!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Christmas Ornaments

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Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Pet Name Tag

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Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Dart Boards

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This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Dish

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers

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If you love chemistry and use the (Mendeleev's) periodic table of elements, you'll enjoy wry chemical attitude on any of these gifts featuring the periodic table of elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic" in Love Letters font. No need to have a life to enjoy chemistry humor today!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Letterhead Design

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Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational, scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake.

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside Reusable Water Bottles

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Showcase exactly what goes on inside of your cells -- specifically your mitochondria -- with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain. For the record, the electron transport chain in the mitochondrion is the site of oxidative phosphorylation in eukaryotes. The NADH and succinate generated in the citric acid cycle is oxidized, providing energy to power ATP synthase. Make others do a double-take on the "Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside" with any of these biochemistry attitude gifts today!

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Keepsake Box

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If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Samsung Galaxy SIII Case

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Wireless genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla is found on any of these gifts featuring a portrait of the infamous Serbian American electrical engineer and inventor. Included in the title caption is the nickname Tesla has garnered over time: "The Wizard Of The West".

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Aprons

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No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Postage Stamp

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Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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