Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

Be Foundational Think Elemental (Periodic Table) Postage

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, chemistry, geek, humor, be foundational, think elemental, elements, attitude, words and unwords, saying, thinker, advice

If you are a foundational thinker and think about chemistry and the elements, you'll enjoy wry geek humor with this educational, scientific stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Comes with the truism saying for all who ponder: "Be Foundational Think Elemental". Memorable postage for scientists, philosophers, and those who think about the Periodic Table of Elements all the time!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor)

tagged with: i'm always off my axis, just like saturn, saturn, axis, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, humor, words and unwords, geek, saying, scientist, attitude, funny, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Wrapping Paper

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Throw Pillows

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Showcase your wry wireless and electrical engineer side with this pillow gift featuring Nikola Tesla's patent illustration for "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable gift for all AC dynamo fans!

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture Letterhead Template

tagged with: microbiology, biologist, medical, funny, geek, prokaryote, bacteria morphology, love bacteria, prolific distributors of culture, words and unwords, biology, doctor, nurse, medicine, culture, humor, microbiologist, bacteria, attitude, saying, truism, scientific, scientist, anthropologist

Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy geek humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these biological truism gifts!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Laptop Speaker

tagged with: estrogen, estradiol, steroid, this machine is powered by, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, hormone, humor, attitude, educational, medical, medicine, nurse, doctor

Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Evolving Cube Inside (Math & Geometry) Postage Stamp

tagged with: evolving cube inside, cube, inside, math, geometry, mathematician, geek, geometrician, humor, words and unwords, attitude, educational, saying, cuboid, education

Showcase your wry math and geometry side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a cube in evolution along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Evolving Cube Inside".

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Commuter Bag

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, humor, geek, antiquated code, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, educational, attitude, saying, truism, code, air traffic controllers, communication, decode, telecommunication, methods, techniques, funny

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Evolution Of The Eye Cloth Placemat

tagged with: evolution of the eye, evolution, cells, eye, retina, anatomy, anatomical, biology, words and unwords, educational resources, attitude, educational, medical

Showcase your scientific and educational side with any of these gifts featuring evolution of the eye. No need to be a biologist or work in the medical field to enjoy these anatomical gifts!

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatology, love the subject of skin, love letters font, skin, skin layers, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Ceramic Tiles

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Journals

tagged with: morals of chess, benjamin franklin, reflective chess, reflective chess set, chess, quotation, words and unwords, words of wisdom, chess player, chess teacher, thinker, quote, excerpt, foresight, circumspection, perseverance, habit, wisdom, human nature

Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with any of these words of wisdom chess quotation gifts featuring a reflective chess set!

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Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

tagged with: journey into your, most authentic unhibited self, alice in wonderland, alice, drink me bottle, alice and her drink me, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland humor, wonderland adventure, drinking, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, saying, humor, attitude

Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Driven By My Own Code (DNA Replication) Luggage Tag

tagged with: saying, truism, entrepreneur, driven, driven by my own code, funny, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scientist, mad scientist, programmer, computer scientist, biologist, dna, dna replication, deoxyribonucleic acid, science, scientific, educational, genetics, genetic code, code, information technology, geneticist, medical, molecular biologist, bioinformatics

Programmers, computer scientists, and those who work with code everyday will enjoy any of the biological humor gifts. Featuring DNA replication, including labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the tongue-in-cheek geek truism saying "Driven By My Own Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these memorable scientific attitude gifts today! Perfect gifts for anyone who is driven!

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Tuesday, December 02, 2014

May All Your Finesses And Slams Make (Bridge) Christmas Tree Ornaments

tagged with: bridge game, duplicate bridge, may all your finesses, slams, four card suits, bridge players, bridge partners, bridge well wishes, bridge optimism, words and unwords, bridge achievement, bridge attitude, bridge teacher, bridge saying

Wish you fellow bridge partner happy thoughts with any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "May All Your Finesses And Slams Make". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of good wishes for excellent bridge play with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Jewelry Boxes

tagged with: i'm always off my axis, just like saturn, saturn, axis, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, humor, words and unwords, geek, saying, scientist, attitude, funny, riddles, brain teasers

Geology Is A Core Subject (Earth Science Attitude) Christmas Ornaments

tagged with: geology is a core subject, layers of the earth, mantle, core, geology, geologist, core subject, earth science, geek, words and unwords, earth's layers, geological, earth scientist, science, attitude, saying, truism, scientist, humor, educational, funny

Do you view geology as a core subject? Showcase your wry scientific side with any of these geological attitude gifts featuring the various layers of the Earth along with the scientific truism saying "Geology Is A Core Subject". Make others do a double-take about Earth's core with a dose of earth science humor today! Memorable gifts for any geologist!

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside Notepad

tagged with: electron transport chain, oxidation-reduction reactions inside, reactions, inside, oxidation-reduction, mitochondrion, biochemistry, geek, redox, words and unwords, saying, truism, biology, mitochondria, oxidative phosphorylation, nadh, succinate, enzyme, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, humor, attitude, educational, science teacher, atp, energy, truisms

Showcase exactly what goes on inside of your cells -- specifically your mitochondria -- with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain. For the record, the electron transport chain in the mitochondrion is the site of oxidative phosphorylation in eukaryotes. The NADH and succinate generated in the citric acid cycle is oxidized, providing energy to power ATP synthase. Make others do a double-take on the "Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside" with any of these biochemistry attitude gifts today!

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My Life Nothing But Periodic Table Of Elements Postage

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, funny, humor, periodic table, periodic table of elements, sarcasm, words and unwords, my life consists of nothing, chemist, elemental, attitude, saying, truism, science, scientist

Those with a sense of life will enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Consists Of Nothing But A Periodic Table Of Elements". Educational, scientific fun for all -- no need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy!

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