Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Bag Tag

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Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, which include items such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with these particle physics saying gifts with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously".

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4 Views Of The Bay Area (Satellite Imagery) Galaxy S5 Covers

tagged with: san francisco, geography, bay area coastline, earth science, scientist, picture earth, earth scientist, satellite imagery, san francisco bay area, words and unwords, attitude, satellite picture, science, geographer, meteorologist, science in society

No need to be an earth scientist or a resident of the Bay Area to enjoy any of these satellite imagery gifts featuring "4 Views Of The Bay Area". Make others do a double-take from viewing the Bay Area from outer space with any of these gifts!

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Filled With Biochemical Energy (Krebs Cycle) Poster

tagged with: filled with biochemical energy, biochemical energy, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, scientist, geek humor, saying, words and unwords, scientific truism, biochemistry, biochemist, biology, biologist, chemist, chemistry, geek, humor, attitude, educational

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with this educational, scientific poster featuring the citric acid cycle along with the saying that many will agree with: "Filled With Biochemical Energy". No need to be a biochemist to enjoy!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Commuter Bags

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Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal". Great anatomical geek humor saying gifts for any nephrologist!

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Wanted A Deadline That I Can Coast Through Galaxy SIII Case

tagged with: deadlines, procrastinator, surf through time, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, computer engineer, engineering, software engineer, words and unwords, procrastination, computers, java's duke, duke, java, humor, geek, attitude, saying, computer scientist, open source, truism, coast through to deadlines, wanted, lifestyle

Are you a procrastinator? Do you need a pressure filled environment in which to work? Look no further than any of these memorable geek humor gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke on a surfboard through time, along with the truism saying, "Wanted A Deadline That I Can Coast Through". Memorable gifts for wishful thinkers who love to coast through to deadlines!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, words and unwords, statistical, gaussian curve, funny, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) Christmas Tree Ornament

tagged with: wake up, it's time to activate, your brain, humor, geek, anatomy, neurologist, psychologist, words and unwords, activate your brain, anatomical, sleep researcher, geek saying, advice, medical, medicine, funny, human brain anatomy, brain, brainy

No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geeky scientific attitude the next time you discuss waking up to start your day! Also makes a great gag gift for anyone who daydreams -- or as a psychological double-entendre gift for anyone involved in sleep research, because our brains are still very much active when we are asleep!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Tags For Luggage

tagged with: i'm always off my axis, just like saturn, saturn, axis, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, humor, words and unwords, geek, saying, scientist, attitude, funny, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Wrist Watch

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein. In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with this cell biology geek humor watch!

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To Understand Cooking Know Your Chemistry Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, chemistry, cooking, geek, humor, cooking saying, words and unwords, to understand cooking, know your chemistry, science, educational, attitude, saying, science in society

No need to know all of the elements in the Periodic Table of Elements to enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table along with the saying "To Understand Cooking Know Your Chemistry". Make others do a double-take about the science behind cooking with any of these scientific saying gifts! Memorable educational, geek humor gifts for all cooks!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Ceramic Tile

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Practicing Neurologist Inside (Neuron Synapse) Clock

tagged with: practicing neurologist inside, neurology, neurologist, neuron, synapse, inside, biology, words and unwords, neurotransmitter, scientific, educational, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Practicing Neurologist Inside".

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Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Ornaments

tagged with: wireless, nikola tesla, tesla, inventor, scientist, engineer, physics, transmission without wires, father of radio, words and unwords, genius, serbian-american, physicist, alternate currents, geek, attitude, science, electrical engineering, quote, quotation, radio, entrepreneur, technology, wireless technology, fatal impediments, dissemination of intelligence, teacher, communication, inexpensive device, alternating current, electromagnetism

Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Apron

tagged with: 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, satellite geography, geography, miquelon, saint pierre islands, nasa, satellite photo, picture earth, imagery, satellite, landscape, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, miscellaneous

Showcase your 3-D side with any of these gifts featuring the following: Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Islands, a small group of French islands in the North Atlantic Ocean south of Newfoundland and Labrador. Comes with instructions on how to view the satellite imagery in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these 3-D visual fun gifts today!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Custom Tie

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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Fibonacci, Anyone? (Fibonacci Lattice) Stamps

tagged with: fibonacci, anyone, lattice, fibonacci lattice, math, mathematics, geek, words and unwords, fibonacci numbers, combinatorial arguments, mathematician, combinations, tree graph, humor, attitude, query, saying, numbers, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your wry mathematical side the next time you send correspondence with this Fibonacci lattice stamp with the caption "Fibonacci, Anyone?". Fibonacci sequences appear in biological settings, in two consecutive Fibonacci numbers, such as branching in trees or the arrangement of leaves on a stem. Make others do a double-take on the combinatorial interpretation of Fibonacci numbers with any of this tree graph postage!

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Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Cloth Napkins

tagged with: communication in dits and dahs, samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, telegraph, 19th century communication, attitude, dots, dits, dashes, code, 19th century technology, coder

Make others do a double-take with a dose of 19th century communication humor with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication In Dits And Dahs". Educational fun for all Morse code fans!

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Heartbeat Life's Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Ceramic Tiles

tagged with: heartbeat life's rhythm, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, saying

Wry medical humor gifts containing life's rhythm: an electrocardiogram of a heartbeat! Includes the saying that says it all: "Heartbeat Life's Rhythm".

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers)

tagged with: skin, skin layers, human skin, dermatology, dermatologist, words and unwords, humor, epidermis, dermal layers, covered to the brim, saying, anatomy, anatomical, doctor, medical, medicine, science of skin, attitude, truism, educational, funny, observation, geek

You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these gifts featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor gifts featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Candy Jars

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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