Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Barely There iPhone 6 Case

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Pollinator Inside (Bee On White Flower) Droid RAZR Cover

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If you love pollination -- whether the ability of bees to pollinate flowers or your own ability to pollinate ideas -- you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee on a white flower along with the caption "Pollinator Inside". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of beekeeper humor today! No need to be a pollination specialist to enjoy!

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I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Scarf

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Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this scarf featuring DNA replication along with the caption "I Love Genetics". Great gift for any geneticist!

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Bridge Is An Intellectual Game (Four Card Suits) Watch

Tell time with a dose of intelligent fun with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Bridge Is An Intellectual Game". Great watch for any avid bridge player!

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Monday, December 01, 2014

Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Candy Dish

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Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions Christmas Ornaments

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Do you view life to be nothing but a series of chain reactions? Showcase wry biological and scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain, as found in the mitochondria. Comes with the biological truism saying that many find to be true: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions". Make others do a double-take with wry biochemical humor with any of these electron transport chain attitude gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Tote Bag

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Showcase your 3-D side with any of these gifts featuring the following: Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Islands, a small group of French islands in the North Atlantic Ocean south of Newfoundland and Labrador. Comes with instructions on how to view the satellite imagery in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these 3-D visual fun gifts today!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

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Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Stamps

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A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides, shown for square sizes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci".

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Letterhead Template

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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Luggage Tags

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of 19th century communication humor with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication In Dits And Dahs". Educational fun for all Morse code fans!

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Nipponosaurus (Lambeosaurine Hadrosaurid) Bag For Laptop

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Hadrosaurids or duck-billed dinosaurs are members of the family Hadrosauridae. One of lambeosaurines (Lambeosaurinae) had hollow cranial crests or tubes, and were generally less bulky, and included in this subfamily were the Nipponosaurus which existed during the Cretaceous Period. Showcase your prehistoric dinosaur fan side with any of these gifts featuring Nipponosaurus!

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) Laptop Computer Bag

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You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these gifts featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor gifts featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Print

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Celebrate your wry heartbeat attitude with this poster featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with following saying: "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to be a medical professional or work in the health care industry to enjoy this inspirational ECG/EKG poster!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Cloth Napkin

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times Print

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Showcase your wry chess player attitude with this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following humorous chess saying: "Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times".

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Rectangular Belt Buckles

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Barely There iPhone 6 Case

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Pollinator Inside (Bee On White Flower) Commuter Bags