Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, December 01, 2014

Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Notebook

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science and is genetically wired for science!

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There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Candy Dish

If you have ever experienced hostility at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these bridge truism gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what this observation means with a dose of snarky bridge attitude!

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Leonardo da Vinci Truth Is The Only Daughter Time Custom Stationery

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Featuring self-portrait of Leonardo da Vinci along with one of his infamous words of wisdom: "Truth is the only daughter of time." Showcase timeless intelligent thought with any of these gifts. Unforgettable inspirational quote gifts for seekers of truth and those who understand that truth is the only daughter of time!

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In An Optimal World Is Your Solution Feasible?

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Economics humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a graph with the econ attitude saying: "In An Optimal World Is Your Solution In The Feasible Region?". Educational economics gag gifts for all those who understand the constraints of decision-making and who are familiar with the feasible region under the curve! Optimization humor gifts for any decision-maker!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Laptop Bags

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When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry sleep attitude at your next introduction with these business cards featuring a sign of a person sleeping along with the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi".

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Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Christmas Tree Ornament

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Baby Pacifier

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No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine, along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day, 7 Days Per Week, 365 Days Per Year". Specifically, these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference, it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word!

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Love Cloud Streets Because That's How I Roll Air Samsung Galaxy SII Case

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of meteorological attitude with any of these gifts featuring horizontal convective rolls along with the following saying: "Love Cloud Streets Because That's How I Roll In The Air". No need to be a pilot or meteorologist to enjoy!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Belt Buckles

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No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts! Great gifts for any fan of Egyptian geography!

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Belt Buckles

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Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor gifts featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great gift for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Gift Boxes

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If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Wanted A New Brain (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Do you ever feel like you need a new brain? Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted A New Brain".

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Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Print

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Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of educational, stats humor with this poster featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics".

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Folio Planner

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No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Jars

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Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Brownie

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Showcase your wry and diffuse scientific sense of humor with these brownies featuring an illustration of facilitated diffusion along with the saying "Facilitator Inside". Classic biology geek humor sweet treat for anyone who facilitates or mediates!

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Follow The Periodic Table It's The Law (Chemistry) Galaxy S3 Cases

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Wry scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements, along with the chemical humor saying "Follow The Periodic Table - It's The Law". No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy any of these educational, scientific attitude gifts! For all those who work with the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Candy Dish

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Just Call Me Semi-Conservative (DNA Replication) Notebook

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Semi-conservative does not refer to politics, but instead to the Meselson-Stahl experiment which proved that DNA replication was semi-conservative, with one strand coming from the original helix and one newly formed strand. Molecular biology gifts for anyone into experiments or DNA! Great conversation starter!

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