Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, October 31, 2014

Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn (Chess) T Shirts

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Chess players understand that the game isn't over until it is over and that, when making decisions on the chess board, one should "Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn". Even your weakest chip may win the game! Comes with reflective chess set and memorable advice at the table. Perfect gifts for avid chess players and chess teachers!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Tshirts

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Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Busy As A Bee Can Be (Bee Saying) Pet Shirt

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Are you frequently busy as a bee? Showcase your bee-like attitude toward life and your schedule with any of these gifts featuring a bee along with the truism saying "Busy As A Bee Can Be". Make others do a double-take about how you feel toward life with a dose of bee attitude today!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse (Bridge Humor) Tshirts

Do you know how to finesse at the bridge table? Showcase wry suggestive duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Double-entendre fun for all bridge players at the bridge table!

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"Dynamic Electric Machine" Nikola Tesla Tshirt

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Wireless genius and AC dynamo advocate Nikola Tesla created the "dynamic electric machine" and received a patent for it by the U.S. Patent Office. Here, from the archives of history, is a gift tee that is perfect for any electrical engineer, radio fan, or wireless advocate. Showcase Nikola Tesla's genius today!

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy T-shirt

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Krebs cycle humor is found on this biochemistry gift tee with caption "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Let others know all about the ATP produced inside of your cells when you sport this citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle) attitude t-shirt!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California T-shirts

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No need to be a Californian to enjoy this 3-D satellite imagery of Wheeler Ridge, California. Stereoscopic image pair of Wheeler Ridge comes complete with instructions on how to view the city and area in three dimensional form. Picture Earth gift for all fans of Earth's geography!

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Are You Congruent? (Math Humor) T-shirt

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No need to be a math teacher or mathematician to enjoy this "Are You Congruent?" gift tee! Ask yourself and others with a dose of geometric attitude whether they are congruent. Featuring various congruent triangles. Make others wonder what you mean when you ask this wry psychological math humor question!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse (Morse Code) Business Card

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No need to be a radio operator to appreciate the old school of texting via the International Morse Code. Showcase your communicative style the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse"!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Mousepad

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Personalized Invitation

There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Coffee Mugs

Wry duplicate bridge humor comes alive on any of these gifts that say "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Perfect gifts for bridge players who take bridge seriously and play with poker faces at the bridge table!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Post Card

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psyche, psychology, cognitive effects, gag gifts, wordsunwords, science, scientific, humor, attitude, geek, perception, visual perception, wordsandunwords, static image, contrasts, shape, interacting effects, words and unwords

Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today

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I Am Not Lost... Just Taking The Scenic Route Tshirts

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If you love to take the scenic route -- whether transportation/travel or just in life in general -- you'll enjoy this wry traffic sign / transportation sign saying gift tee! Says: "I Am Not Lost... Just Taking The Scenic Route". Showcase your tendency to wander on the road of life today!

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Thursday, October 30, 2014

I Eat Code For A Living (Developer) Tee Shirt

tagged with: code, robot, bug droid, doughnut, cupcake, eclair, software, software developer, software engineer, humor, attitude, geek, computers, open source, open source code, software development, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, programmer, coder, development companies

Do you work with open source code for a living? Showcase your wry side with any of these gifts for programmers, software developers, and software engineers! Featuring robot / bug droid, along with the truism saying "I Eat Code For A Living" and the objects of cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- with Android peaking around. Make others do a double-take at what you do with a dose of computer geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Use It Or Lose It (Brain Anatomy Humor Saying) Refrigerator Magnet

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Showcase wry anatomical humor with any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the various parts of the brains, including the pons, cerebellum, and medulla - color coded for distinction. Comes with the wry truism saying "Use It [Your Brain] Or Lose It". No need to be a neuroscientist, philosopher, or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Shirts

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Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant!

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Postcards

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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Current Epoch In Perspective (Geological Time) Shirt

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Geologists, paleontologists, and anyone who thinks in terms of geological time will enjoy this wry scientific humor gift featuring the spiral of Earth's time. Says: "Current Epoch In Perspective", with callout caption "Anthropocene Epoch You Are Here". Showcase Earth's full history with this educational historical time t-shirt!

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Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables Coffee Mug

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to find wry subtle suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Scientific truism saying says it all: "Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables". Tongue-in-cheek gag gifts for all chemists -- budding and experienced! Perfect gag gift for those who have worked with periodic tables in various ways!

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