Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Samsung Galaxy S3 Cases

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Thomas Edison's adage is alive and well on any of these quotation gifts featuring his inspirational and motivational words: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Postcard

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If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Bags

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless (Boat Sign) Post Cards

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Are you a focused person in life? Showcase your wry transportation sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a boat, along with the contemporary truism saying "Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless". Make others do a double-take if and when they face a transition period in their lives with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for graduation, retirement, etc. for all -- no need to be a student or entrepreneur to enjoy!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Card

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Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Stay Focused ... Keep Coding Bug Droid Sign Sides Poster

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Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy this warning sign poster featuring Bug Droid along with the following saying / geek humor advice for all who work in software development: "Stay Focused ... Keep Coding". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Etosha National Park (Picture Earth) Tshirts

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No need to have visited Etosha National Park in Namibia to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts of this national park in southwestern Africa. Geographers and those who enjoy viewing the African continent will enjoy the landscape as seen from outer space on any of these timeless gifts!

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An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted (Brain) Mousepad

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No need to be a teacher or work in the medical field to enjoy tongue-in-cheek anatomical brain humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain (color-coded) along with the saying "An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted". Neurosurgeons will view this phrase from their medical perspective; teachers will view it from another. Regardless of how you feel about the human brain, whether physically or psychologically, showcase your brainy sense of humor today with a dose of educational, scientific attitude!

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Understanding Type I And Type II Errors Statistics Button

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No need to be a statistician or psychologist to understand type I and type II statistical errors. Type I error is an α error, or a "false positive": the error of rejecting a null hypothesis when it is actually true. Type II error is a β error, or a "false negative": the error of failing to reject a null hypothesis when it is in fact not true. Showcase your knowledge and understand of who is right and who is wrong with any of these statistical attitude gifts! Perfect gifts for all decision-makers!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Coffee Mug

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No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Drinking Bottles

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Love Is A Chemical Reaction (Periodic Table) Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry chemical attitude toward love with this belt buckle featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following saying: "Love Is A Chemical Reaction".

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You Are Here (Geological Age Earth's History) Pins

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Do you know where you are in geological time? If you are a fan of Earth's history and think in terms of eons, epochs, and periods, you'll enjoy any of these wry geological age gifts featuring Earth's timeline, along with the call-out "You Are Here" pointing to the present. Scientific attitude gifts for all those who live in the present and know about it!

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Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons Pinback Buttons

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Does it hurt to think at times? You'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these neuron / synapse gifts with the saying "Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons". Comes with labels of all important parts of a synapse. Whether you are working on a long project or are in a stressful occupation, enjoy tongue-in-cheek biological humor with any of these thoughtful sarcastic gifts! Make others aware that is painful for you to think at times!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Bodysuits

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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Team Protein Synthesis (Biology) T-shirt

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You engage in protein synthesis in your ribosomes. Showcase this fact with a dose of biology attitude with any of these gifts that feature how proteins get made. Collegial caption: "Team Protein Synthesis". Complete with biological labels. Educational, scientific fun for anyone who makes proteins!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Reusable Water Bottles

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) T Shirts

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter Round Stickers

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No need to be a die-hard chess player to enjoy any of these reflective chess set image gifts with the chess truism saying "Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter". Showcase your eternal chess spirit with any of these memorable chess saying gifts the next time you play chess!

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Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) Shirt

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No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts!

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