Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Chess The Art Of War (Matisse Font) T Shirts

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Avid chess players who view the chessboard as a war zone will enjoy any of these wry chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Chess - The Art Of War" in Matisse font. Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess with any of these timeless chess humor gifts!

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Print

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with this poster featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Wonderland Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry Wonderland attitude at your next introduction with any of these business cards featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Conversation is all about Alice's wishes of not wanting to go among mad people, with the Cheshire Cat noting to Alice that she must be mad or she wouldn't have come there in the first place!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge T-shirts

Bridge players and bridge partners of all ages and experience levels will enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge". Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of sound bridge advice today the next time you play bridge!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Postcard

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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I Am Not Lost I Am Just Directionally Challenged Postcards

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If you have ever been lost or have strayed off somewhere, you'll enjoy any of these timeless transportation signage humor gifts featuring the circular intersection sign. Comes with the saying "I Am Not Lost I Am Just Directionally Challenged" that will make others do a double-take the next time they ask you for directions!

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Saturday, October 18, 2014

Embrace The Ecosystem (Android Bug Droid Oak Tree) Oval Sticker

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Showcase the growth metaphor in the world of Android development with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bug droid (Bugdroid) along with a silhouette of an oak tree along with the saying "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gifts for any software developer or software engineer working on the Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Northern Arizona and Grand Canyon (Picture Earth) Tees

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If you've ever been to the Grand Canyon or Northern Arizona -- or even if you haven't -- you'll enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo gifts of Northern Arizona and the Grand Canyon from outer space! No need to be a geographer to appreciate this spot on the Earth's lasting geographical beauty! Memorable gifts for all fans of Picture Earth!

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Photosynthesis (Chemical Formula) Business Card Template

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No need to be a biochemist or chemist to enjoy wry scientific attitude at your next introduction with any of these business cards featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the chemical formula for photosynthesis. Make others do a double-take with your dose of educational autotrophic sense of style today!

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Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Postcard

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Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the brain. Comes with the quirky tongue-in-cheek saying for all who think: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". Timeless geek humor for philosophers, teachers, and anyone who knows how to occupy one's mind!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Tee Shirts

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Geologists Are So Sedimental (Grand Canyon) Mugs

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Geologists will enjoy any of these classic gifts featuring the Grand Canyon, along with the scientific truism saying that is a word play on the word "sentimental". Says: "Geologists Are So Sedimental". Make others do a double-take at any of these word play gifts on the word "sedimental" and "sentimental" -- regardless of how you feel about geology!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Dinner Plate

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Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Bags

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Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) T-shirt

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Do you pay attention? Encourage others to pay attention with any of these biological anatomical neuron / synapse attitude gifts, complete with labels of all key parts. Caption says it all: "Just Pay Attention". Sound advice humor gifts for all who frequently need a reminder to pay attention! No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy!

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Victor In the "War Of The Currents" Postcard

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Nikola Tesla was able to win and claim victory in the "War Of The Currents" with Edison. As "Father of the Radio" and inventor of today's wireless world, showcase alternate current style with any of these timeless Tesla gifts! Perfect gift for any electrical engineer or inventor!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Bodysuit

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Showcase Ernest Haeckel's "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" theory with any of these historical biology attitude gifts! Haeckel's recapitulation theory claims that the development of advanced species passes through stages represented by adult organisms of more primitive species. In other words, each successive stage in the development of an individual represents one of the adult forms that appeared in its evolutionary history. This biological hypothesis has long been discredited. Includes Romanes's 1892 copy of Ernst Haeckel's controversial embryo drawings. Gifts for all who go through successive stages of development!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Bumper Sticker

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Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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Here's Looking At Euclid (Math Art Euclid Humor) Post Card

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Make others do a double-take at Euclid with any of these gifts featuring an artist's rendition of Euclid in Ancient Greece, along with the saying "Here's Looking At Euclid". Memorable math and art humor gifts for all who know about Euclid's contributions to math and geometry!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse)

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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