Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Just Call Me Statistically Significant Tee Shirts

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Geologists Are So Sedimental (Grand Canyon) Mugs

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Geologists will enjoy any of these classic gifts featuring the Grand Canyon, along with the scientific truism saying that is a word play on the word "sentimental". Says: "Geologists Are So Sedimental". Make others do a double-take at any of these word play gifts on the word "sedimental" and "sentimental" -- regardless of how you feel about geology!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Dinner Plate

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Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Bags

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Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) T-shirt

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Do you pay attention? Encourage others to pay attention with any of these biological anatomical neuron / synapse attitude gifts, complete with labels of all key parts. Caption says it all: "Just Pay Attention". Sound advice humor gifts for all who frequently need a reminder to pay attention! No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy!

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Victor In the "War Of The Currents" Postcard

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Nikola Tesla was able to win and claim victory in the "War Of The Currents" with Edison. As "Father of the Radio" and inventor of today's wireless world, showcase alternate current style with any of these timeless Tesla gifts! Perfect gift for any electrical engineer or inventor!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Bodysuit

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Showcase Ernest Haeckel's "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" theory with any of these historical biology attitude gifts! Haeckel's recapitulation theory claims that the development of advanced species passes through stages represented by adult organisms of more primitive species. In other words, each successive stage in the development of an individual represents one of the adult forms that appeared in its evolutionary history. This biological hypothesis has long been discredited. Includes Romanes's 1892 copy of Ernst Haeckel's controversial embryo drawings. Gifts for all who go through successive stages of development!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Bumper Sticker

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Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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Here's Looking At Euclid (Math Art Euclid Humor) Post Card

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Make others do a double-take at Euclid with any of these gifts featuring an artist's rendition of Euclid in Ancient Greece, along with the saying "Here's Looking At Euclid". Memorable math and art humor gifts for all who know about Euclid's contributions to math and geometry!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse)

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Beverage Coaster

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Have You Taken The Knight's Tour Of Life? (Open) Mug

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Do you love chess? Do you love life? Showcase your inner chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring an open knight's tour, along with the inspirational query: "Have You Taken The Knight's Tour Of Life?"The Knight's Tour is a mathematical problem involving a knight on an empty chessboard. The knight moves according to the rules of chess and must visit each square exactly once. Ask yourself and others this key question and make others do a double-take about where they have been in life with any of these inspirational thought-provoking gifts! No need to be an avid chess player to enjoy!

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Let's Meet & Greet Alice Humpty Dumpty Wonderland Post Card

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Wonderland attitude is alive and well on any of these "Let's Meet & Greet" gifts featuring Alice introducing herself to Humpty Dumpty as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Make others do a double-take on meeting and greeting with any of these Wonderland illustration gifts featuring Alice and the classic nursery rhyme character Humpty Dumpty!

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I Don't Take Vacations (Bee)

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Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy any of these bee attitude gifts featuring an illustration of a bee along with the saying "I Don't Take Vacations". Make others do a double-take at how hard-working bees truly are in the animal kingdom!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge Coffee Mug

Bridge players and bridge partners of all ages and experience levels will enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge". Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of sound bridge advice today the next time you play bridge!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Bumper Stickers

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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I Am Not Lost I Am Just Directionally Challenged Mug

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If you have ever been lost or have strayed off somewhere, you'll enjoy any of these timeless transportation signage humor gifts featuring the circular intersection sign. Comes with the saying "I Am Not Lost I Am Just Directionally Challenged" that will make others do a double-take the next time they ask you for directions!

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I Love To Eat (Android Bug Droid Cupcake Eclair) Galaxy Nexus Cover

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these customizable gifts featuring Bug droid (Bugdroid) thinking about cupcake, doughnut, and eclair, along with the "I Love To Eat" caption in Love Letters font. Make everyone do a double-take about your love of food with a dose of double-entendre geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Tierra Del Fuego Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) Post Card

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Spanish for "Land Of Fire", Tierra del Fuego is an archipelago off the southernmost tip of the South American mainland, across the Strait of Magellan. The southern point of the archipelago forms Cape Horn. Showcase vivid Picture Earth satellite imagery with any of these gifts featuring a shot of "Tierra Del Fuego, Chile/Argentina" from outer space! Memorable geography gifts for all!

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Photosynthesis Necessary For Life Light-Dependent Folio Planners

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Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biology with a dose of photosynthetic style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life". No need to be a biologist, chemist, or gardener to enjoy!

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