Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Coffee Mugs

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Drinking Bottles

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: our solar system's planets, planets, solar system, perspective, astronomy, educational, scientific, words and unwords, galactic, relative sizes, relative distance, astronomer

Galactic attitude is alive and well on any of these scientific, educational gifts featuring the relative sizes of our solar system's planets along with their relative distance from the sun. Showcase our solar system with these gifts featuring "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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Remember: Rayleigh Wave Strength Amplitude Coffee Mug

tagged with: earthquakes, rayleigh wave, amplitude, seismology, seismologist, earth science, earth scientist, strength, surface waves, definition, science teacher, geology, geologist, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, educational, educational resources

If you have ever been in an earthquake, you have probably experienced a Rayleigh wave or several. No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following definition on what a Rayleigh wave is: "Remember: Rayleigh Wave - The Strength, Or Amplitude, Of Surface Waves, Decreases Exponentially With The Depth Of The Earthquake". Perfect gifts for all earthquake fans!

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Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Reusable Water Bottles

tagged with: science, humor, geek, periodic table of elements, chemistry, scientist, chemist, wanted periodicity in my life, periodicity, words and unwords, saying, attitude, educational, lifestyle, funny, elements, regularity

Periodic Table Of Elements humor comes alive with any of these gifts featuring the wry chemistry saying for anyone who leads a frazzled life in our modern world! Saying says it all: "Wanted - Periodicity In My Life". Brain teaser geek humor gifts for scientists, chemists, and anyone into the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Neuron / Synapse) Business Cards

tagged with: biology, biologist, saying, inspirational, neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, nerve, attitude, geek, humor, medical, medicine, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, scientist, wordsandunwords

If you are sometimes thoughtful or pensive, then you'll realize that "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Make others do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself with any of these anatomical business cards featuring a neuron / synapse and this truism saying. Memorable inspirational scientific business cards for the thoughtful!

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Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) Tee Shirt

tagged with: genius, nikola tesla, tesla, team tesla, serbian-american, humor, attitude, geek, team, electrical engineer, engineer, science, scientist, inventor, wireless, radio, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, spirit, team spirit, alternate current, words and unwords, inventors

Father of the radio and credited with both conceptualizing and creating today's wireless society, Nikola Tesla was a genius way before his time. Celebrate the Tesla spirit with this "Team Tesla" design on any of these gifts. Memorable attitude gifts for electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all budding geniuses!

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A Closer Look At A Food Web (Biology / Ecology) Business Card Template

tagged with: science teacher, scientist, scientific, nature, biology, ecology, food web, food chain, sunlight, photosynthesis, nitrogen, niche, science, attitude, biologist, ecologist, humor, educational, words and unwords

If you are fascinated by the interconnectedness and interrelationships of organisms and their world, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of ecological attitude with these business cards featuring "A Closer Look At A Food Web". No need to be a biologist or ecologist to enjoy!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina T Shirt

tagged with: geography, geographer, 3-d, visual, satellite, photo, picture earth, northern patagonia, patagonia, argentina, science, scientist, aerial, satellite imagery, plains, mountains, south america, stereoscopic image pair, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional

Geographers and those who enjoy an aerial view will enjoy 3-D visual fun. Featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Northern Patagonia, Argentina. No need to have been to Northern Patagonia Argentina to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Plate

tagged with: hungry for some pi, mathematical pi, pi on a pie, geek, humor, mathematician, irrational number, words and unwords, saying, pi day, transcendental number

If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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Creativity Is Combinatorial (Permutations) Mesh Hat

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Mathematicians and those who understand the world of permutations and creativity will enjoy any of these gifts featuring several permutations along with the truism saying "Creativity Is Combinatorial". Make others do a double-take at the mathematical and creative side of combinations today!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Watch

tagged with: team morse code, morse code, communication, dots, dashes, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio operator, attitude, pilot, cryptographer, telegraph, signal language, electronics, educational, dits and dahs

Showcase your wry International Morse Code side the next time you check the time of day with this watch featuring "Team Morse Code". Comes with instructions on how to read Morse Code. Great gift for any Morse code fan who tells time!

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Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Tshirts

tagged with: chess set, reflective, chess player, chess strategy, chess, madness, chess humor, eat sleep play chess, game of chess, attitude, words and unwords, chess saying, play chess, chess teacher, grandmaster, lifestyle

Chess players of all ages will enjoy tongue-in-cheek chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess". No need to be a die hard chess player to appreciate these chess humor gifts!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Drinking Bottles

tagged with: money, sun, solar energy, what a source of power, thomas edison, quote, quotation, solar power enthusiast, words and unwords, edison, environmentalist, clean energy, solar power, science, scientist, inventor, entrepreneur, attitude, inventors

The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Always Good Timely Efforts Delay Procrastination Mouse Pads

tagged with: it is always good,to be timely,in your efforts,to delay your procrastination,wonderland,white rabbit,looking at watch,words and unwords,humor,attitude,saying,life saying,life advice,illogical,fantasy,psyche,joke,wonderland adventure,lewis carroll,john tenniel,alice's adventures in wonderland,procrastination,procrastinator

Make others do a double-take with a dose of Wonderland humor style with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the truism that will make others wonder exactly what you are trying to say on the subject of procrastination: "It is always good to be timely in your efforts to delay your procrastination." Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans who procrastinate too much and need some advice on how to put it off in a timely manner! What a juxtaposition!

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Be The Life Of The Party Play Bridge (Card Suits) Tshirts

Bridge players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Be The Life Of The Party Play Bridge". Memorable gift for all avid bridge players who are the life of the party!

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No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask Sign Keychains

tagged with: no foreign currency exchange, no need to ask, sign, signage, foreign currency exchange sign, humor, attitude, money, traveler, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, brain teaser, advice, currency translation

If you have others constantly asking you to exchange the currency of money from one country to another, you'll enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the foreign currency exchange sign and the red cross-out in front which means the following: "No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask". Let others know that you are not exchange money period with any of these sign humor gifts! Memorable gifts for travelers!

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Poster

tagged with: complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, dalmatian, optical illusions, psyche, psychology, words and unwords, emergence, interdisciplinary field, illusion, black and white splotches

Psychologists and mathematicians will enjoy this optical illusions poster whereby a dalmatian appears from a background of what and black dots and splotches. Comes with the saying that says it all about the burgeoning field of emergence: "Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules".

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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: celebrate the fourth, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, android, bug droid, geek humor, words and unwords, independence day, fourth of july, uncle sam hat, sparkler

Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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College Fjord Prince William Sound Alaska Post Card

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, college fjord, inlet, fjord, prince william sound, alaska, nature, landscape, vivid, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite imagery, satellite geography, science, scientist, visual, geography, geographer, words and unwords, attitude, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

No need to be a fan of fjords to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring College Fjord of Prince William Sound, Alaska. Memorable scientific Picture Earth geography gifts for all those who love Alaska and its breathtaking landscape -- even from outer space!

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