Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Aprons

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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Posters

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Showcase your pi fan side with this poster featuring the irrational and infinite number pi along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Water Bottle

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Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) Printed Napkin

tagged with: abrictosaurus, ornithischians, prehistoric, dinosaurs, heterodontosaurid dinosaur, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, paleontology, early jurassic period, words and unwords, scientist, small bipedal dinosaur, jurassic

Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Cake Topper

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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Chess Players Participate In The Hopscotch Of Mind Stickers

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Showcase your wit and wisdom regarding the game of chess with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Players Participate In The Hopscotch Of The Mind". Memorable chess attitude gifts for any avid chess player who knows what chess players do when playing the game of chess!

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Mad Hatter To The Rescue (Running Mad Hatter) iPhone 4/4S Cases

tagged with: mad hatter to the rescue, wonderland, running mad hatter, mad hatter, lewis carroll, john tenniel, humor, wonderland fan, words and unwords, illogical, alice's adventures in wonderland

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Mad Hatter running, as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", along with the saying "Mad Hatter To The Rescue". Timeless illogical Wonderland attitude for all Wonderland fans on these gifts!

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Bee Geek Inside Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry apiarist attitude the next time you send correspondence with this photorealistic image of a bee along with the caption "Bee Geek Inside" on this stamp. Postage for all who love to study bees!

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Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Bag Tag

Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the following bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge". Includes the four card suits. No need to be a duplicate bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy!

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Are You Seasick Yet? (Motion Illusion) Drinking Bottle

tagged with: motion illusion, optical illusion, are you seasick yet, circles that appear to move, humor, geek, visual, perception, words and unwords, psyche, illusion

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with a dose of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous motion illusion -- where the circles start to move as you stare at them -- along with the following caption: "Are You Seasick Yet?" Classic geek humor at its best!

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Corporate Restructuring Ahead (Chainsaw Sign) Key Chain

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Has your position been outsourced? Has your department been reorganized or dissolved? Showcase your wry sense of corporate humor with any of these gifts featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Includes chainsaw picture on the sign. No need to work in mergers and acquisitions to enjoy! Perfect gag gift for anyone who has had their position restructured or who works in a dynamic, ever-changing industry!

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Monday, October 06, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Belt Buckle

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Burn Scars In Central Africa (Picture Earth) Tshirt

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No need to have traveled to Central Africa and the Congo region to understand that it is being threatened by human activities. Showcase vivid satellite photo imagery with any of these Picture Earth gifts featuring "Burn Scars In Central Africa". The photo shows the harsh environmental consequences due to the slash-and-burn farming -- and the tremendous impact that human activities have on their landscape. Environmental awareness gifts for all!

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Scatterbrained Inside (Brain Humor) Drinking Bottles

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Are you scatterbrained at times? Showcase your wry anatomical brainy side with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Scatterbrained Inside". Memorable brain humor gifts for all who feel like their brain is going in different directions throughout the day!

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Dry-Erase Whiteboards

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Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with any of these educational, statistical gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve) along with the caption "Summarizing Statistics". A statistics cheat sheet for any die-hard statistician or statistics fan!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Round Wall Clock

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Drinking Bottles

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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) T Shirts

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No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Flip Flops

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Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with these geek humor sandals featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude the next time you take a walk! Perfect sandals for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar

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Witty and wry neurological sayings featuring a neuron / synapse along with the a different saying each month in this "Words & Unwords Neuron / Synapse 2013 Calendar". No need to be a biologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical fun throughout the year!

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