Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, October 06, 2014

Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Puzzles

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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Ceramic Tile

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Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.

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Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Postage

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is filled with bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge".

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Flip Flops

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Showcase your wry optical illusion side with these flip flops featuring the infamous "Motion Illusion". Just stare at the circle and watch them move!

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Have You Traveled On The Inner Loop Of Life? Card

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Transportation signage humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the Inner Loop transportation sign along with the following saying: "Have You Traveled On The Inner Loop Of Life?" Ask others this key spiritual question with a dose of sign attitude with these memorable signage gifts!

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Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Reusable Water Bottles

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Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Scatterbrained Inside (Brain Humor) Memo Notepads

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Are you scatterbrained at times? Showcase your wry anatomical brainy side with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Scatterbrained Inside". Memorable brain humor gifts for all who feel like their brain is going in different directions throughout the day!

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Always Test Your Hypothesis (Bell Curve Humor) Dry-Erase Board

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Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis".

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Premium Jewelry Box

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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Premium Gift Boxes

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Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude today! Perfect gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Hats

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Geologists, earth scientists, and plate tectonics fans will enjoy these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor today!

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Hebbian Learning Cells Fire Together Wire Together Galaxy S3 Cases

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Showcase your neurological style the next time you surf the web and talk with this Samsung case featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Hebbian Learning - Cells That Fire Together, Wire Together". Memorable gift for anyone into associative learning!

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate Post Card

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Showcase wireless genius Nikola Tesla's intellectual and scientific style with this timeless quote on the aspirations of scientific man on any of these gifts: "The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." No need to be a scientist to be inspired by the original "Wizard Of Wireless"!

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) Baby Pacifier

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No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Pullover Sweatshirts

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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPhone 5C Cases

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored)

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Placemats

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Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Belt Buckles

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In Thought Behind It Pullover Sweatshirt

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Avid chess players who enjoy the beauty of a chess move will enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following thought: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Thought Behind It".

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