Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, October 05, 2014

Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Premium Gift Boxes

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Showcase your tongue-in-cheek chemistry side with a dose of serious humor on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements. Scientific truism says "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". For all those who understand what is truly fundamental in chemistry!

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3 Types Of Plate Boundaries Which One Standing On? Clock

tagged with: 3 types of plate boundaries, tranform, divergent, convergent, which one are you, standing on, earth science, geology, plate tectonics, words and unwords, query, inquiry, attitude, question, earth scientist

Showcase your wry earth scientific / geological side with any of these gifts featuring "3 Types Of Plate Boundaries: Transform, Divergent, Convergent Which One Are You Standing On?" Educational, scientific inquiry for all who know about plate tectonics!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Coffee Mug

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Nikola Tesla Our Machinery Will Be Driven By Power Posters

tagged with: nikola tesla, electrical engineer, wireless, father of radio, electricity, our machinery will be driven, power, obtainable, any point of the universe, words and unwords, scientist, quotation, quote, inventor, geek

Showcase your wry electrical engineer wireless side with this poster gift featuring a black-and-white portrait of Serbian-American genius Nikola Tesla along with one of his quotations: "Ere Many Generations Pass, Our Machinery Will Be Driven By A Power Obtainable At Any Point Of the Universe".

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) Mug

tagged with: epigenetics is my modus operandi, epigenetics, environmental genetics, environmentalist, geneticist, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, epigenetic mechanisms, attitude, science, scientist

No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Custom Announcement

tagged with: wellington, new zealand, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, 3-d, stereoscopic imagery, stereoscopic image, adventure, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional, picture earth, new zealand city, words and unwords, islands

No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Yubo Lunchboxes

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Showcase your hungry pi sense of humor with this lunchbox featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pi along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Great lunchbox gift for any mathematician or scientist!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Premium Keepsake Box

tagged with: invent, invention, experimentation, never once made a discovery, all my work was deductive, pure and simple, inspirational, quote, thomas edison, words and unwords, research, motivational, quotation, thomas alva edison, science, scientist, engineer, engineering, words of wisdom, genius, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Bodysuit

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Wonderland Be What You Would Seem To Be Duchess Ceramic Tiles

tagged with: alice, duchess, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, wonderland, quotation, appear, words and unwords, be what you would, seem to be, alice in wonderland, quote, otherwise, funny, humor, attitude, logic, logician, syntax, programmer, psyche, psychology, tongue twister, logical, saying, truism, self-evident, riddle, brain-teaser, appearances, riddles, brain teasers, john tenniel

If you're a fan of Alice in Wonderland, you'll enjoy this passage with advice on how one should appear to others from the Duchess to Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" with illustration by John Tenniel on any of these gifts. Quotation says it all: 'I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; 'And the moral of that is - "Be What You Would Seem To Be" - or if you'd like it put more simply - "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." Make others do a double-take with rational, logical Wonderland fun!

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Beekeeper Inside (Bee Outline Logo) Bag For Laptop

tagged with: beekeeper inside, apiarist, beekeeper, bee, bee drawing, bee logo, words and unwords, bee caretaker, beekeeping, humor

Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring an outline of a bee along with the saying "Beekeeper Inside". Make others do a double-take at what you truly are with a dose of beekeeper humor today!

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Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze Travel Bag Tags

When you play duplicate bridge, do you frequently go over hand after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge with these memorable bridge gifts!

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Approaching Unfixed Reality In Postmodern Era Sign Button

tagged with: signs,transportation sign,yellow diamond warning sign,postmodern era,approaching an unfixed reality,words and unwords,yellow sign,signage,sign humor,modernity,postmodern,humor,geek,saying,advice,warning,unfixed reality,warning sign

No need to major in postmodern literature to enjoy wry transportation sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying: "Approaching An Unfixed Reality In The Postmodern Era". Make others do a double-take about what the postmodern era is all about with a dose of tongue-in-cheek intellectual humor with any of these warning signs! Perfect gifts for all who study modernity!

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Saturday, October 04, 2014

Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Cake Topper

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Belt Buckle

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Reusable Water Bottle

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomical, brain, attitude, geek, brainy, anatomy, cerebellum, humor, words and unwords, pons, medulla, neurosurgeon, neurology, neuroscientist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, saying, truism

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these anatomical brain humor gifts featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable gifts for intelligent people who think!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

tagged with: guess intelligently play bridge, bridge game, duplicate bridge, bridge saying, words and unwords, bridge attitude, bridge humor, bridge advice, bridge players, bridge truism, four card suits

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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Are You Ready For Volcanic Winter? (Volcanology) Mouse Pad

tagged with: are you ready for, volcanic winter, earth science, geological, volcanology, volcanologist, words and unwords, science, climate change, inquiry, question, earth scientist, geologist, mount pinatubo

No need to be an earth scientist or volcanologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an eruption by Mount Pinatubo along with the query "Are You Ready For Volcanic Winter?" Showcase your pensive earth scientific side with these gifts featuring this rhetorical question that may have much to do with climate change in the near future!

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Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Postage

Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the current Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific saying: "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take a Nap Neuron Synapse Round Wall Clock

tagged with: neuron, synapse, give your neurons a rest, take a nap, advice, geek, biology, attitude, medical, words and unwords, saying, neurotransmitters

Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following sound advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest - Take A Nap".

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