Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, October 04, 2014

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Place Mat

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Chess Players Live In A Black & White World Poker Deck

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following caption: "Chess Players Live In A Black & White World". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess today!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Puzzles

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Words & Unwords Bridge Advice 2014 Calendar

If you need some sound bridge advice the next time you play bridge, you'll enjoy this calendar featuring different bridge advice each month + 1 bonus advice on the back cover of the calendar. Memorable bridge advice calendar for all bridge players!

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Yield To Adventure (Yield Sign) T Shirts

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Do you yield to adventure? Showcase your wry adventurous side with this yield sign pointing toward "To Adventure" that means "Yield To Adventure". Make others do a double-take with a dose of signage humor today about what you truly yield to in life!

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Friday, October 03, 2014

College Fjord Prince William Sound Alaska Shirts

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No need to be a fan of fjords to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring College Fjord of Prince William Sound, Alaska. Memorable scientific Picture Earth geography gifts for all those who love Alaska and its breathtaking landscape -- even from outer space!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Gift Wrap Paper

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Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) Mugs

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Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event (DNA Humor) Gift Wrapping Paper

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No need to be a scientist or molecular biologist to enjoy wry DNA replication with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude today! Memorable gifts for all who have a twisted perspective on life!

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Reusable Water Bottle

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Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Samsung Galaxy SIII Case

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Wireless genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla is found on any of these gifts featuring a portrait of the infamous Serbian American electrical engineer and inventor. Included in the title caption is the nickname Tesla has garnered over time: "The Wizard Of The West".

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Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology Christmas Tree Ornament

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Showcase this fact with any of these wood carving picture gifts featuring brewing in medieval times, along with the saying "Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Science humor gifts for anyone into yeast!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Tshirts

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No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Cake Topper

Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Drinking Bottle

I Only Play Chess On Days That End In Y Chess Set Print

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Avid chess players will enjoy this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' ". Make others do a double-take at how often you play chess with a dose of chess geek humor today!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Ornaments

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Neck Wear

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Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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