Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, October 03, 2014

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Cake Topper

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Drinking Bottle

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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I Only Play Chess On Days That End In Y Chess Set Print

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Avid chess players will enjoy this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' ". Make others do a double-take at how often you play chess with a dose of chess geek humor today!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Ornaments

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Neck Wear

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Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Reusable Water Bottles

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Letterhead Template

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Fires In Central America (Picture Earth Satellite) Tee Shirt

tagged with: fires in central america, fires, central america, picture earth, satellite, photo, geographer, geography, imagery, satellite photo, outer space, landscape, vivid earth, earth science, earth scientist, words and unwords, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, attitude, educational, educational resources

No need to have been to Central America to enjoy any of these "Fires In Central America" Picture Earth gifts. Just look for the small red dots on the landscape in any of these satellite photos. Memorable geography gifts featuring how fire can be seen from outer space!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) Place Mat

tagged with: photosynthetic spirit, photosynthesis, atp, from light to chemical energy, chloroplast, energy, humor, geek, words and unwords, light dependent reactions, stroma, light, attitude, autotroph, saying, lifestyle

Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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My Life Gotten To Point Consider Brain Transplant iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: my life has gotten to, seriously consider a brain transplant, brain, brainy, geek, brain transplant, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, psyche, psychology, medical, medicine, anatomy, anatomical

Brainy geek humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "My Life Has Gotten To The Point Where I Would Seriously Consider A Brain Transplant". Memorable quirky brain attitude gifts for all who desire to be someone else!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective Premium Trinket Box

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Galactic attitude is alive and well on any of these scientific, educational gifts featuring the relative sizes of our solar system's planets along with their relative distance from the sun. Showcase our solar system with these gifts featuring "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Notebook

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Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Stamp

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Showcase your wry chemical attitude in your next correspondence with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic". Make others do a double-take about how you feel about chemistry with a dose of geek humor today!

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Take The Synaptic Leap Think (Neuron Synapse) Puzzle

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Wry anatomical neuron / synapse attitude is found on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Take The Synaptic Leap Think". Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological fun with these memorable neuronal saying gifts!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Tags For Bags

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Serbian-American electrical engineer Nikola Tesla literally invented today's wireless world. Pay tribute to "The Wizard Of The West" of the today's modern world with any of these Tesla gifts!

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Be True To Your Cell (Self) Eukaryote Watches

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Biology humor is alive and well for the next time you tell time with this watch featuring all key parts of a eukaryote cell along with the saying "Be True To Your Cell" -- i.e., wordplay on the word "self" and eukaryote, which means "true cell".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Coffee Mug

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No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Premium Keepsake Boxes

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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