Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, October 02, 2014

Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier

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Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Stationery

tagged with: attention deficit disorder, neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, blame, biology, humor, geek, attention span, words and unwords, attention, anatomy, anatomical, attitude, funny, medical, doctor, nurse, psyche, psychology, psychologist, physician, neurologist, neural networks, neurology

If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features all key anatomical parts of the neuron / synapse and which says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect geek humor gifts for all who do not pay attention!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: electrical engineer, electrical engineering, electricity, alternate current, wireless, genius, nikola tesla, tesla, wizard of the west, words and unwords, inventor, radio, scientist, saying, modernity, alternating current, electromagnetism, inventors

No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy wry geek attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a portrait of Serbian American Nikola Tesla, widely known as the "Father of Radio", along with the title "The Wizard Of The West".

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

tagged with: educational, cell membrane, atp, words and unwords, proton pump, biochemist, mitochondria, v class proton pump, cellular membrane, biology, humor, protons, biochemistry, biologist, membrane protein, geek, attitude, scientist, educational resources

Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Sweatshirts

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No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Postage

tagged with: baked pie, pi on a pie, make everyday pi day, math, mathematician, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, words and unwords, saying, scientist, humor, attitude, educational, educational resources

Showcase your wry pi fan side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy this postage!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Beverage Coasters

tagged with: equal, congruent, math, geometry, angle, truism, geek, humor, are you congruent, words and unwords, degrees, saying, funny, attitude, query, question, rotate, reflect, translate, mathematician, geometry fan, educational, math teacher, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician or geometry fan to enjoy wry geometric humor with any of these gifts featuring congruent angles, angles that have the same degrees no matter how they are rotated, reflected, or translated. Make others do a double-take with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Are You Congruent?" and wonder exactly what you are asking about!

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Premium Trinket Box

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, geek, humor, wireless communication, from telegraph to texting, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio, amateur radio operator, communication, message, attitude, saying, truism, morse code, air traffic controller, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, style, texting, old school texting, pilot, historical, historical communication

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Gift Boxes

tagged with: morals of chess, benjamin franklin, reflective chess, reflective chess set, chess, quotation, words and unwords, words of wisdom, chess player, chess teacher, thinker, quote, excerpt, foresight, circumspection, perseverance, habit, wisdom, human nature

Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with any of these words of wisdom chess quotation gifts featuring a reflective chess set!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Drinking Bottles

tagged with: thomas edison, entrepreneur, inventor, progress, inspirational, motivational, discontent, restlessness, restlessness is discontent, words and unwords, scientist, engineer, success, restless, quote, quotation, attitude, fail, failure, inspire

If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Candy Jars

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Bridge Is A Game Of Specific Communication Rules Buttons

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying "Bridge Is A Game Of Specific Communication Rules".

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Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity In This Field Sign Mousepad

tagged with: embrace uncertainty,your sanity in this field,depends upon it,yellow diamond warning sign,advice,warning,sign,signage,words and unwords,humor,occupation,funny,attitude,saying

Do you work in a fast-changing occupation or field? Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with a dose of warning sign fun with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Embrace ??? (Uncertainty) Your Sanity In This Field Depends Upon It". Make others do a double-take of what you need to tolerate with any of these signage attitude gifts! Perfect for executives, software engineers, software developers, healthcare workers, artists, and anyone who works in a fast-changing field!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Premium Keepsake Boxes

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Android Software Developer Saying (Lower ) Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: android, robot, bug droid, bugdroid, quixotic, software engineer, software developer, software development, geek, humor, itude, celebrate, celebration, saying, lowerletters, android robot, words and unwords, open source, application developer, software engineering

If you are a software developer and develop on the Android platform, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following saying "just celebrate the zany quixotic software developer geek embedded within" in lower letters. Featuring Android robots / bug droids (bugdroids) for each letter. Each letter in the alphabet is found in the saying. Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Turbid Waters Off Southern Florida & Florida Keys Tee Shirts

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If you love Southern Florida geography, you'll enjoy any of these Picture Earth "Turbid Waters Off Southern Florida & Florida Keys" gifts! No need to have vacationed or lived in Southern Florida to enjoy vivid imagery of one of Earth's most beautiful places!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) Reusable Water Bottles

tagged with: photosynthetic spirit, photosynthesis, atp, from light to chemical energy, chloroplast, energy, humor, geek, words and unwords, light dependent reactions, stroma, light, attitude, autotroph, saying, lifestyle

Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, words and unwords, statistical, gaussian curve, funny, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) Reusable Water Bottle

tagged with: wake up, it's time to activate, your brain, humor, geek, anatomy, neurologist, psychologist, words and unwords, activate your brain, anatomical, sleep researcher, geek saying, advice, medical, medicine, funny, human brain anatomy, brain, brainy

No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geeky scientific attitude the next time you discuss waking up to start your day! Also makes a great gag gift for anyone who daydreams -- or as a psychological double-entendre gift for anyone involved in sleep research, because our brains are still very much active when we are asleep!

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Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside Reusable Water Bottles

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Do you frequently feel as hot as the Sun at times? No need to be an astronomer or a fan of the Sun to enjoy any of these wry geek humor gifts featuring a cut-out of the Sun, with parts labeled, along with the following saying: "Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of tongue-in-cheek astronomical attitude today!

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