Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Go Ahead Make Your Move (Chess Set) Coffee Mug

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Scare your opponents the next time you play chess with this wry chess attitude saying that says "Go Ahead Make Your Move". Comes with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who think about chess moves well before playing the chess pieces!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Sticker

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Post Card

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Saying) Tshirts

Wry duplicate bridge attitude comes alive on any of these gifts that says "Trust Me I'm Your Partner". Serious bridge advice design includes all four card suits. Intelligent gifts for all those who play bridge with partners and desire to inspire trust and confidence when playing bridge!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Post Cards

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Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today

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Historic California US 99 Route (Sign) Tshirts

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No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign gift tee featuring Historic Route 99 in California. Showcase your love of California's roadway history and where you have been when you wear this t-shirt!

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Monday, September 29, 2014

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Sticker

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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San Jose, California 1973 vs 1999 Urban Growth Tee Shirts

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No need to have lived in San Jose or the Bay Area region to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee that shows the level of urban growth in San Jose (1973 versus 1999). Make others do a double-take on land planning and urban growth issues when you wear this scientific attitude t-shirt! No need to be a geographer to enjoy!

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Postcard

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Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun!

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A Well-Defined Brain (Anatomical Brain Humor) Mousepad

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring brainy anatomy attitude. Comes with color-coded key parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum, along with the truism saying "A Well-Defined Brain". No need to be a neurologist or neuroscientist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek brainy humor with these unforgettable educational anatomical gifts!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Greeting Card

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Inside What I Eat (Plant Cell Vegetarian Humor) Tshirts

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Showcase exactly what you eat with scientific detail with this subtle vegetarian humor gift tee featuring a plant cell. Comes with the label of all important parts. Science humor fun for vegetarians, vegans, gardeners, and anyone who eats plants and desires to showcase to others the "Inside What I Eat"!

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Postcards

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Astronomers will enjoy any of these wry astronomical humor gifts featuring our solar system, along with the current scientific truism that Pluto is no longer a planet. Whether you are a fan of Pluto or not, showcase your knowledge of our solar system today -- as defined by the officials -- and gently reminder others that "Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status" with any of these scientific attitude gifts!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Tees

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All geologists know that schist is not granite. Showcase your geological nature with a dose of humor with this colorful plate tectonics / Earth's crust gift tee that says exactly that: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Educational, wry geology humor for those who understand not to take Mother Nature's faults for granted (granite)! Double entendre truism saying for any rock hound!

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Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables Coffee Mug

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to find wry subtle suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Scientific truism saying says it all: "Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables". Tongue-in-cheek gag gifts for all chemists -- budding and experienced! Perfect gag gift for those who have worked with periodic tables in various ways!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Mugs

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If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention!

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Nikola Tesla Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Tshirt

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Fans of wireless genius Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla will enjoy this Tesla quote gift tee. Quote says the following: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic - and this we know it is, for certain - then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." No need to be a mechanical engineer or physicist to enjoy this wheelwork of nature quote t-shirt. Perfect gift for all who live in today's wireless world!

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Aquarium Nitrogen Cycle Tee Shirts

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Educate others on the aquarium nitrogen cycle with this design that showcases how nitrogen flows into and out of the fish tank. Perfect ecology/environmental gift tee for any aquarium enthusiast or anyone who just wonders what the nitrogen cycle on a small scale is all about!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California T-shirt

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No need to have lived or visited Pasadena, California to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee! Featuring stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California, complete with instructions on how to view three dimensionally. Geography fan gift for those who enjoy a different view of Pasadena in Southern California!

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Who Said That You Couldn't Have Your Pi Eat It Too Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry mathematical constant pi fan side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said That You Couldn't Have Your Pi And Eat It Too?" Geek pi humor gifts for all who are hungry for pi!

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