Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, September 29, 2014

Inside What I Eat (Plant Cell Vegetarian Humor) Tshirts

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Showcase exactly what you eat with scientific detail with this subtle vegetarian humor gift tee featuring a plant cell. Comes with the label of all important parts. Science humor fun for vegetarians, vegans, gardeners, and anyone who eats plants and desires to showcase to others the "Inside What I Eat"!

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Postcards

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Astronomers will enjoy any of these wry astronomical humor gifts featuring our solar system, along with the current scientific truism that Pluto is no longer a planet. Whether you are a fan of Pluto or not, showcase your knowledge of our solar system today -- as defined by the officials -- and gently reminder others that "Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status" with any of these scientific attitude gifts!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Tees

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All geologists know that schist is not granite. Showcase your geological nature with a dose of humor with this colorful plate tectonics / Earth's crust gift tee that says exactly that: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Educational, wry geology humor for those who understand not to take Mother Nature's faults for granted (granite)! Double entendre truism saying for any rock hound!

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Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables Coffee Mug

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to find wry subtle suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Scientific truism saying says it all: "Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables". Tongue-in-cheek gag gifts for all chemists -- budding and experienced! Perfect gag gift for those who have worked with periodic tables in various ways!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Mugs

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If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention!

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Nikola Tesla Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Tshirt

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Fans of wireless genius Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla will enjoy this Tesla quote gift tee. Quote says the following: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic - and this we know it is, for certain - then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." No need to be a mechanical engineer or physicist to enjoy this wheelwork of nature quote t-shirt. Perfect gift for all who live in today's wireless world!

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Aquarium Nitrogen Cycle Tee Shirts

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Educate others on the aquarium nitrogen cycle with this design that showcases how nitrogen flows into and out of the fish tank. Perfect ecology/environmental gift tee for any aquarium enthusiast or anyone who just wonders what the nitrogen cycle on a small scale is all about!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California T-shirt

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No need to have lived or visited Pasadena, California to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee! Featuring stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California, complete with instructions on how to view three dimensionally. Geography fan gift for those who enjoy a different view of Pasadena in Southern California!

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Who Said That You Couldn't Have Your Pi Eat It Too Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry mathematical constant pi fan side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said That You Couldn't Have Your Pi And Eat It Too?" Geek pi humor gifts for all who are hungry for pi!

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Hexeract (Geometry Hypercube Polytope) Tee Shirts

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No need to be mathematician or into geometry to enjoy this hexeract design gift tee! A hexeract is a six-dimensional hypercube with 64 vertices, 192 edges, 240 square faces, 160 cubic cells, 60 tesseract 4-faces, and 12 penteract 5-faces. Showcase this orthogonal projection t-shirt of a hexeract with a dose of linear attitude fun!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Post Card

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Refrigerator Magnet

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Go Ahead Make Your Move (Chess Set) Refrigerator Magnets

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Scare your opponents the next time you play chess with this wry chess attitude saying that says "Go Ahead Make Your Move". Comes with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who think about chess moves well before playing the chess pieces!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Mousepads

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Backyard Beekeeper Inside (Beehive In Garden) Tshirts

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If you're a backyard beekeeper, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a beehive in a garden along with the saying "Backyard Beekeeper Inside". Make others do a double-take on what lies within -- both literally and figuratively! Memorable saying gifts for any beekeeper or apiarist who keeps a beehive in the backyard!

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Life Is Like Game Of Bridge Determinism Free Will Shirt

No need to love the game of bridge to understand this wry bridge truism saying. Saying says: "Life Is Like A Game Of Bridge - The Hand You Are Dealt With Represents Determinism; The Way You Play It Represents Free Will". Includes all four card suits. Bridge attitude for all bridge players on any of these memorable gifts!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Post Cards

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When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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Historic California US 50 Route (Sign) Shirts

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No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign showcasing US Route 50 in California. Perfect gift for those who have traveled on Route 50 over the years!

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Tshirts

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Staph Only (Biology Prokaryote Humor) Tee Shirt

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Make others do a double-take when you wear this "Staph Only" (meaning "Staff Only" when pronounced) gift t-shirt featuring a prokaryote (i.e., bacteria). Colorful design with detailed labels. No matter where you work or what you do, whether in the medical field or in a lab or otherwise, you'll enjoy this educational microbiology humor!

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