Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, September 28, 2014

I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y" T Shirt

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Do you play bridge on a daily basis? Showcase your love of bridge with a dose of wry bridge attitude when you wear this bridge saying t-shirt that says "I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y"". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to say at the bridge table! Comes with all 4 card suits. No need to be a bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Aprons

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Do you love cooking? Combine your love of cooking with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements with the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational geek humor today! Memorable gifts for lovers of cooking and chemistry!

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Blame Earth She Has Many Faults Tshirts

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Enjoy educational, scientific humor when you wear this geology humor gift tee that features the tectonic plates and includes the wry geological saying "Blame Earth She Has Many Faults". Double entendre attitude for anyone with a sense of geological humor! Colorful science humor gift for earth scientists!

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Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside (Neuron Synapse) Mouse Pad

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No need to be a neurologist to know that you have delicate neural circuitry inside of you. Provide others with a tongue-in-cheek biology humor warning with any of these gifts that says: "Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside". Educational, scientific attitude design for anyone with neurons!

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Phylogenetic Tree Of Life 4+ Billion Yrs Shirt

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You are a product of 4+ billion years of evolution and counting! Be proud of it when you wear the phylogenetic tree of life gift tee with wry science humor saying. Let others know that you have come a long, long way through time!

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3-D Miquelon and Saint Pierre Islands Tshirt

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No need to have visited either Miquelon or Saint Pierre, the two French overseas collectivity, in North America (south of Newfoundland) to enjoy any of these 3-D stereoscopic image pair of the islands. Make others do a double-take with any of these satellite geography gifts today!

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Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie? Water Bottles

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Are you a hungry mathematician? Showcase your wry geek humor side with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pi along with the following query: "Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie?" Memorable pi humor gifts for any pi fan!

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My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point T-shirts

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Are you frequently at an inflection point in life? Showcase math attitude with this graph gift tee that features an inflection point, along with the saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Showcase wry mathematical geometry humor today, no matter where you are in life! Psychology and philosophy of life double entendre for all!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (Communication) Laptop Bags

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS".

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I Play Chess Therefore, I Am (Chess Set) T Shirt

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No need to be a philosopher at the chessboard to enjoy this existential quote 'I Play Chess - Therefore, I Am". Avid chess players who think hard at the chess table will enjoy any of these memorable chess saying gifts, complete with reflective chess set!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Tshirts

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Team Beekeeper (Bee On Yellow Flower) Business Card

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Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy introducing themselves to others with this completely customizable business card featuring a bee on a yellow flower along with the caption "Team Beekeeper". Make others do a double-take on the role of bees in our society today!

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Tee Shirts

If you treat the game of bridge seriously, you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be!

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Beware Of Merge Zones (Traffic Merge Sign Humor) Tshirt

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No need to be majoring in organizational psychology to enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the "Merge Traffic" sign. Saying says: "Beware Of Merge Zones - Organizational Integration Is Often Not Seamless". Perfect t-shirt gift for those who are involved in mergers, acquisitions, and organizational change!

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Coffee Mugs

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Canvas Bag

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Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve), complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Now You Know Why I Have Such A Tilted View World Round Stickers

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No need to be an astronomer or earth scientist to enjoy wry galactic humor with any of these gifts featuring orbital variation along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Now You Know Why I Have Such A Tilted View Of The World". Make others do a double-take today with any of these educational scientific illustration gifts!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a geologist to enjoy this wry tongue-in-cheek seductive geology truism "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Orogeny, of course, means mountain building. Educational design shows the three different types of plate boundaries. Make others wonder what you mean when you wear this geology attitude gift tee!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Postcards

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Economic Transmission Of Power Tshirt

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Inventor and genius Nikola Tesla triumphed over Thomas Edison. Inventor of the radio, Tesla essentially was the father of today's wireless world. Showcase your Tesla spirit with any of these quotable quote gifts that say "The economic transmission of power without wires is of all-surpassing importance to man."

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