Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Team Beekeeper (Bee On Yellow Flower) Business Card

tagged with: team beekeeper, bee on yellow flower, apiarist, beekeeper, bee, words and unwords, beekeeping, nature, bee pollen, bee work

Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy introducing themselves to others with this completely customizable business card featuring a bee on a yellow flower along with the caption "Team Beekeeper". Make others do a double-take on the role of bees in our society today!

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Tee Shirts

If you treat the game of bridge seriously, you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be!

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Beware Of Merge Zones (Traffic Merge Sign Humor) Tshirt

tagged with: psychology, saying, truism, signal, mergers, acquisitions, organizations, business, entrepreneur, organizational change, traffic sign, transportation sign, signs, signage, merge zone, caution, beware of merge zones, organizational integration, is often not seamless, seamless, funny, geek, engineer, psyche, psychologist, organizational psychology, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, truisms

No need to be majoring in organizational psychology to enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the "Merge Traffic" sign. Saying says: "Beware Of Merge Zones - Organizational Integration Is Often Not Seamless". Perfect t-shirt gift for those who are involved in mergers, acquisitions, and organizational change!

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: will code for food, android, robot, bug droid, developer, software developer, software engineer, programmer, computer engineer, humor, geek, attitude, saying, truism, funny, open source, open source code, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, coder, development companies

Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Canvas Bag

tagged with: stats, statistical, statistician, statistics, bell curve, distribution, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, saying, truism, funny, geek, math, mathematics, psyche, psychology, psychologist, normal, normality, humor, attitude, percentages, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, mathematician, question, query, words and unwords, lifestyle

Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve), complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Now You Know Why I Have Such A Tilted View World Round Stickers

tagged with: orbital variation, degrees, orbit, earth, moon, tilt, axis, saying, truism, science, scientist, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, funny, geek, humor, attitude, tilted view of the world, axial tilt, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, educational, truisms

No need to be an astronomer or earth scientist to enjoy wry galactic humor with any of these gifts featuring orbital variation along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Now You Know Why I Have Such A Tilted View Of The World". Make others do a double-take today with any of these educational scientific illustration gifts!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Tee Shirt

tagged with: orogeny, lava, magma, subduction, subduction zone, leads to orogeny, plate boundaries, plate tectonics, mountains, mountain building, volcanoes, earth science, earth scientists, geology, geologists, geological, seismologist, science, humor, scientist, attitude, wordsunwords, truism, saying, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

No need to be a geologist to enjoy this wry tongue-in-cheek seductive geology truism "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Orogeny, of course, means mountain building. Educational design shows the three different types of plate boundaries. Make others wonder what you mean when you wear this geology attitude gift tee!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Postcards

tagged with: science, attitude, neuron, synapse, synaptic, thought, think, thinker, just a thought, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, brain, neurologist, doctor, nurse, scientist, medical, funny, geek, humor, neurons firing, saying, truism, words and unwords

Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Economic Transmission Of Power Tshirt

tagged with: nikola tesla, genius, polymath, wireless, inventor, radio, ac dynamo, tesla, quote, quotation, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, science, attitude, power, power without wires, electricity, kinetic energy, engineer, electrical engineer, electrical, wires, importance, mankind, alternating current, scientist, words and unwords, inventors

Inventor and genius Nikola Tesla triumphed over Thomas Edison. Inventor of the radio, Tesla essentially was the father of today's wireless world. Showcase your Tesla spirit with any of these quotable quote gifts that say "The economic transmission of power without wires is of all-surpassing importance to man."

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Tees

tagged with: biology, evolutionary biology, ernest haeckel, disprove, ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, embryo, science, scientist, tenet, maxim, attitude, wordsunwords, classic, embryonic development, developmental biology, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, science in society

No need to be an evolutionary or developmental biologist to enjoy this "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" gift tee featuring a design that was once attributed to Ernest Haeckel. The tenet or maxim has been disproved, but remains in biology textbooks as an example of historical evolutionary thought (just like Lamarck was disproved). Showcase the various stages of the embryo with this historical scientific biology geek t-shirt!

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Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie? Custom Letterhead

tagged with: do you think about pi, whenever you eat pie, pi on a pie, pie, mathematical constant, words and unwords, irrational number, math, mathematician, geek, humor, attitude, query, question, existential pi humor, pi fan, pi lover

Are you a hungry mathematician? Showcase your wry geek humor side with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pi along with the following query: "Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie?" Memorable pi humor gifts for any pi fan!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Mouse Pads

tagged with: saying, equation, equivalent, equal to one another, equivalent equations, humor, mathematician, math, geek, words and unwords, truism, same, math major, math teacher, attitude, math geek, educational, algebra, educational resources

Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Keychain

tagged with: decoder is my middle name,morse code,international morse code,morse,communication,pilot,amateur radio operator,words and unwords,decipher,dots and dashes,samuel morse,code,saying

Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Round Sticker

tagged with: failures, success, scientists, inventors, thomas alva edison, thomas edison, motivational, inspirational, many of life's failures, words and unwords, entrepreneurs, writers, quote, quotation, wordsandunwords, perseverance, advice, observation

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Coffee Mugs

tagged with: mad, madness, go among mad people, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, wonderland, quote, quotation, cheshire cat, alice, funny, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, adventures, psyche, psychology, mad people, saying, words and unwords, lifestyle

If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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I'd Rather Be Beekeeping (Bee On Yellow Flower) Oval Belt Buckle

tagged with: i'd rather be beekeeping, beekeeper, beekeeping, bee on yellow flower, yellow flower, barberry, apiarist, words and unwords, bee, beekeeping attitude, bee saying

Showcase your wry beekeeping sense of humor with a dose of apiarist / beekeeper sense of humor with this buckle featuring a bee on a yellow barberry flower along with the caption "I'd Rather Be Beekeeping". Makes a great gift for any die-hard apiarist / beekeeper!

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Mug

Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life? T-shirts

tagged with: traffic sign, transportation sign, gag gift, escalator, up or down, lifestyle, challenges, escalator of life, signage, signs, saying, truism, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, business, entrepreneur, psychology, psychologist, psyche, motivational, challenge

No matter what you lot is in life, you'll enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the escalator sign with the wry caption "Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life?" Perfect gag gift t-shirt for those who have experienced life's ups and downs -- all part of the escalator of life!

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Saturday, September 27, 2014

Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Magnets

tagged with: support photosynthesis exhale, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, support photosynthesis, geek, humor, environmentalist, words and unwords, educational, scientific saying, chloroplast, environmental advice, lifestyle

Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug