Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Warning! Afflicted By Colony Collapse Disorder Galaxy SII Covers

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Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy any of these informative gifts featuring an illustration of a honey bee along with the following saying that has been much discussed in the media regarding the state of honey bees today: "Warning! Afflicted By Colony Collapse Disorder". Raise awareness about the plight of honey bees today with any of these beekeeping attitude gifts!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Mugs

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor gifts for all who understand that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation!

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Welcome To Genius County (Signs) Personalized Photo Card

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Showcase your wry intelligent side with any of these gifts that include the transportation sign "Welcome To Genius County". Make others do a double-take with memorable gifts that flatter the ego and showcase the intellect in a low-key humorous fashion! Perfect gifts for all who think that they are geniuses!

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Pins

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Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Pinback Buttons

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If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Tie

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Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve), complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Round Sticker

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If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Age Is Relative (Geological Time Humor) Cards

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Geological age humor is found on these gifts that features the various epochs, eons, and periods of Earth's history. Educational timeline. Showcase that "Age Is Relative" with a scientific Earth time twist today! Growing older never felt better when viewed in relation to geological time!

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Nikola Tesla Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Key Chains

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Those who are into wireless will enjoy this timeless scientific quote by Serbian American genius and inventor Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the "Victor in the War of the Currents", Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in van; if kinetic - and this we know it is, for certain - then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the wheelwork of nature." Gifts for all those who understand the power that comes from attaching our machinery to the wheelwork of nature!

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Mutations Are Not All Alike (Genetics Humor) T Shirts

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No need to be a molecular biologist to understand that "Mutations Are Not All Alike". Showcase your deep understanding of mutations with this gift tee that features deletion, duplication, inversion, insertion, and translocation. Perfect scientific attitude gift for anyone with chromosomes!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Sweatshirt

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie? Premium Trinket Boxes

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Are you a hungry mathematician? Showcase your wry geek humor side with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pi along with the following query: "Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie?" Memorable pi humor gifts for any pi fan!

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Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distance Skin For 17" Laptop

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No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) of International Morse Code along with the truism caption "Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distances".

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Lesothosaurus (Ornithischian Dinosaur) Beverage Coaster

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Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring Lesothosaurus, an herbivorous ornithischian dinosaur that lived during the Early Jurassic. Lesothosaurus was a 1 meter long, bipedal plant-eater. Its long legs, small arms, and slender tail all suggest that it was a fast runner. Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past with any of these "Dinosaurs Are Back" Lesothosaurus gifts!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Stickers

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Do you aspire to be a grandmaster? Showcase your chess attitude and dedication with this "Future Grandmaster" design, complete with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid, serious chess players of all ages!

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Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Postcard

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Coffee Mugs

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Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Pollinator Inside (Bee On White Flower) Laptop Messenger Bag

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Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a bee resting and foraging on a white flower along with the caption "Pollinator Inside".

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Mug

Showcase your wry bridge attitude the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice "Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick". Memorable bridge advice for all bridge players who have -- perhaps unknowingly -- trumped their own trick during bridge play!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Post Cards

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Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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